patientgamer9

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

Wipeout 2048 (2012) PlayStation Vita | Game Review

Wipeout is a PlayStation classic. From the PS1 original that introduced the concept of classy, grown-up gaming to this latest installment – it's been consistently fast, exciting, and part of Sony's li...

1 likes · 0 comments

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

XCom Enemy Unknown (2012) PlayStation 3 | Game Review

Xcom: Enemy Unknown feels as much like a turn-based cover shooter as it does an exercise in tactical strategy. What's more, it excels in both directions, leading to one of the most unique and endlessl...

1 likes · 0 comments

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

Yakuza Dead Souls (2011) PlayStation 3 | Game Review

Zombies should make whatever their icy, undead fingers touch far better — in principle, at least. Embracing the cerebral cortex-chewing side of existence, apocalypses, mansions of the dead, and, most...

2 likes · 0 comments

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

Yakuza 4 (2010) PlayStation 3 | Game Review

It might surprise you, but Sega’s semi-open world felony-’em-up is a bit like Final Fantasy. There’s leveling up fun to be had with your four playable, snappily-dressed karate experts. A hearty helpin...

1 likes · 0 comments

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

Yakuza Black Panther (2010) PlayStation Portable | Game Review

If you’re lucky (or unlucky) enough to bump into the real-life Yakuza, you’ll notice they’ve moved on since the days of sharp suits and punch perms. They’re still covered in tattoos, but today organiz...

1 likes · 0 comments

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

Zone of the Enders HD Collection (2012) PlayStation 3 | Game Review

You're a kid from the wrong side of town in ZOE 1 who stumbles into an Advanced Orbital Frame (so, mech then) named Jehuty while he's dodging fire from BAHRAM forces (other, nastier mechs). Once you'r...

2 likes · 0 comments

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance (2013) Playstation 3 | Game Review

Despite what you may think, this does feel like a Metal Gear game. Not when you're playing it, of course - it's a traditional action game that goes at full speed – but there's endless gibberish, alert...

2 likes · 0 comments

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

Carnivores HD Dinosaur Hunter (2013) PlayStation 3 | Game Review

Remember that nerve-jangling bit in Jurassic Park where Muldoon silently stalks two Raptors through a sweltering Costa Rican jungle? Well, Carnivores HD: Dinosaur Hunter is kind of like that if Bob Pe...

2 likes · 0 comments

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

Eufloria (2013) PlayStation Vita | Game Review

When you hear the term 'asteroids,' chances are you default to memories of a tiny spaceship drifting through space, blasting chunks of rock apart, and dodging the splintering retro debris. Eufloria HD...

1 likes · 0 comments

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

The Last of Us: Left Behind (2014) PlayStation 3 | Game Review

I'd have been happy if The Last Of Us Left Behind DLC gave me a few extra hours in that world. A brief chance to experience new content, to relive and remember just how good it was. In barely three ho...

1 likes · 0 comments

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

Earth Defense Force 2025 (2014) PlayStation 3 | Game Review

Were you to hand a game developer from the late '80s a world of 21st-century technology and talent, it's likely they'd make Earth Defence Force. It's a series about hundreds of guns, millions of giant...

1 likes · 0 comments

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

TxK (2014) PlayStation Vita | Game Review

In 1994, Jeff Minter shipped Tempest 2000 for Atari Jaguar and came as close as possible to making the crummy old console worth buying. Unlike the Jag, there are a dozen good reasons to own a PS Vita...

2 likes · 2 comments

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2 (2014) PlayStation 3 | Game Review

Playing the first hour of Castlevania: Lords Of Shadow 2 is like speed running through the three emotions you feel throughout the game: amazement, frustration, and disappointment. A searing opening in...

2 likes · 0 comments

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

South Park: The Stick Of Truth (2014) PlayStation 3 | Game Review

Part of me was always a little nervous about this. South Park: The Stick Of Truth mixing the foul-mouthed obsession of my youth with the cast-iron tropes of a traditional turn-based RPG. “South Park?”...

1 likes · 0 comments

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

Dark Souls II (2014) PlayStation 3 | Game Review

Like haggis fritters smothered in Marmite, Dark Souls 2’s unrelenting difficulty isn’t for everyone. For those with a glutton for punishment, you’re in for a meal that challenges and nourishes like no...

2 likes · 0 comments

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

Ninja Gaiden Z (2014) PlayStation 3 | Game Review

They say too many cooks spoil the broth, and when the chefs in question already have a reputation for not taking the whole ‘handwashing after toilet trips’ rule too seriously, you can go ahead and pou...

1 likes · 0 comments

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

Luftrausers (2014) PlayStation Vita | Game Review

Vlambeer showed you a pretty ridiculous way to fish on your smartphone, and the Dutch indie dev's meditations on aerial combat here in Luftrausers are every bit as absurd. In its sepia-toned take on t...

1 likes · 0 comments

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

Master Reboot (2014) PlayStation 3 | Game Review

Not only is this one of the stranger games in the great PS3 library, but this Welsh-and-proud indie is also even more bizarre than most rarebit-fuelled dreams. And as someone whose proclivity for chee...

1 likes · 0 comments

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

Rambo The Videogame (2014) PlayStation 3 | Game Review

The concept of 'so bad it's funny is far from new. It was with such a hope in mind that I set about reviewing this licensed, brainless blast-’em-up. Having emerged at the end of the ordeal angry, scar...

2 likes · 0 comments

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

Final Fantasy X HD Remaster (2013) PlayStation Vita | Game Review

Playing Final Fantasy X HD made me simultaneously delighted and dejected. Delighted because it whisked me off to a slightly better version of my childhood – and discouraged because it brought into ala...

2 likes · 0 comments · Retro Gaming (1ce4)

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

Cabela's Survival: Shadows of Katmai (2011) PlayStation 3 | Game Review

Only three items will survive the coming nuclear/zombie/killer-dolphin apocalypse. Cockroaches, Tom Selleck's adamantium-coated 'tache, and the 18,000 different Cabela's games that Activision has rele...

2 likes · 0 comments · Retro Gaming (1ce4)

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

Uncharted 3 (2011) PlayStation 3 | Game Review

What, you didn't think it'd be good? Naughty Dog has developed a game that is the greatest on the PS3 and one of the best in the last decade of gaming. Uncharted 3 is a visual, technological, and nar...

2 likes · 0 comments · Retro Gaming (1ce4)

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

Crysis 3 (2013) PlayStation 3 | Game Review

Despite the campaign’s brevity, the minute-by-minute action of battles is never less than enjoyable. And that’s primarily down to the freedom these forest-meets-Fifth Avenue levels provide. Designed t...

1 likes · 0 comments · Retro Gaming (1ce4)

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

WarTech - Senko no Ronde (2007) Xbox 360 | Game Review

Senko no Ronde (WarTech) is undoubtedly one of the more refreshing games on Xbox 360. But, unfortunately, the title is far from being free of flaws. First of all, let's notice the menus' composition...

2 likes · 1 comments · Retro Gaming (1ce4)

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

X-Men - The Official Game (2006) Original Xbox | Game Review

Once again, the world is in danger. Humans and mutants can't stand each other anymore, and things are going badly for Tornado, Wolverine, Cable and the others. So three of our friends decide to go on...

3 likes · 2 comments · Retro Gaming (1ce4)

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

Zuma Deluxe (2005) Xbox 360 | Game Review

Zuma is not necessarily an original game since it is based on Hexic and Tetris. What it has in common with the competition is its approach to gameplay. In Zuma, the player plays as a frog in the middl...

2 likes · 0 comments

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

Sega Rally 2 (1999) Dreamcast | Game Review

For the longest time, I couldn't find a simulation/arcade racing game that could keep my attention for more than a few days. I searched and searched through game magazines and stores and couldn't find...

1 likes · 0 comments · Retro Gaming (1ce4)

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

Dynamite Cop (1999) Dreamcast | Game Review

When you first start your game, you select three different missions to play through the game. In actuality, the "missions" are just different ways to play through the game to get to the same goal but...

4 likes · 3 comments · Retro Gaming (1ce4)

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

Blue Stinger (1999) Dreamcast | Game Review

An asteroid was hurtling towards the Earth some sixty-five million years ago. Upon contacting the massive destruction that follows wastes to the dinosaurs. Now in the 21st century, at the exact place...

0 likes · 0 comments

@patientgamer9 · 3 years ago

Armada (1999) Dreamcast | Game Review

It is thousands of years in the future, and humanity has scattered its seed among the stars. After thousands of years in isolation, society split into six subspecies that mistrusted each other. Seemin...

1 likes · 0 comments