Where am I?

Yesterday, I wrote about my neighbors and how much I am loving them. Yes, I love my neighbors. I think of it that way so I would treat them nicely all the time even they borrow our coconut scraper and did not care to return after they use it. Very good!

I also got varied comments there which made me happy. Some of you here shared the type of neighbors you got and some of you also agreed to me that we should love our neighbors. Just sometimes we are sarcastic about it. But regardless, they are still our neighbors and we can't get rid of them not until they moved to other place so it's better to ignore them or perhaps don't mind them. Let that kindness in you flourish, shining, shimmering, splendid. A whole new world!

Alright so today I decided to join the prompt of manang @OfficialGamboaLikeUs about drunk moments. I read quite a few articles and all are funny and worthy to read. Being drunk is not totally bad. What's bad is when my mom look after me after one of our neighbors told her I am drinking alcohol with friends. See? Our neighbors are so caring that they care about my life too even if I am beyond their jurisdiction. But nevermind the neighbors.

Sometimes, to drink is also one of the ways some people escape from loneliness. Being drunk is one of the bonding between friends and other acquaintances. For me, a party without a drink would be too boring or shall I say dull. I believe in this case because I have been to different occasions and somewhat different each of them. I am not saying this is also true to you. We do have different perspectives when it comes to drinking. And I will just recount and share to you mine.

Thank you so much manang @OfficialGamboaLikeUs for initiating this prompt. This really took me back to those days when I feel so me. Letting all of me without minding if someone will judge. I don't know but I guess you can relate to this too. Have you noticed when you are drunk you seemed to be so happy and you don't care for the people around you? What matters most is you are happy and I don't think that's bad for that's the only time we feel most alive and not afraid of any judgement. And we should have that days when we choose our happiness over what other says.

Ughh, my brother is crying again just because we currently have a power interruption while he was watching his favorite Cocomelon. I can't focus and I do want to get rid of him as of this time but my mom is beside him so I can't do anything. I will just leave it here.

Hello hello! I am back. Haha! Sorry for the long and useless narration. Okay let's get started. Let's remember the days we were once wasted.

When I was a drunkard, I:

I told my dad a joke.

I didn't ask for permission when I left the house and so my parents are very worried where am I since it's already late in the evening. During that time, I went to my friend who just came home from California. He treated us with unli-drinks making me tipsy and drunk later on. I checked to see what time is it so I can go home. It was very late so I went home. When I was about to drive my motor bike, one of my friends insisted to just drive me home since I'm too drunk. I couldn't do anything since they won't let me go not unless someone will drive me home and so I agreed.

When we arrived home, my dad was there at the front door looking so mad. But then I was drunk that time so I didn't mind him talking about something.

Just to lessen the anger of dad, I told him a joke. I told him this:

"Good evening! You are Matthew Smith, right? Wow we have the same surname! Mine is Smith too. So I guess we are cousins bro!"

My senses just came back when I felt dad's blow in my head. Is my joke not funny dad?

I got angry first right before mom would do

I was so drunk during our graduation because my batch mates initiated a party. My close friends are there and so I agreed to go. We drank tequila that time and it's my first time to it which made me so drunk. When I was at home already, I saw mom inside waiting for me. But before she gets mad, I got mad first. I slammed the door and said,

"Why do I came home late? Where have I been? I am not thinking of the time. I am not a good son! I am so stupid I should have washed the dishes before going somewhere."

I saw my mom almost laughed but then she just forced herself not to laugh because her role was supposed to be mad. And because of that, I escaped mom's machine gun-like mouth. Lol. And I was able to go to sleep soundly.

I did not remember how I got home

"Where am I?"

I just notice that I was at home after 10 minutes of staring at the ceiling after I woke up.

Honestly, there was one time I was drunk that I forgot how did I managed to get home considering that I drove my motorbike. I'm just glad that there's no accident happened to me.

I called my girlfriend and found out I don't have one

This is so funny because all of my friends brought their girlfriends at the party. I don't have girlfriend that time since that's the time when Tinder Girl ghosted me. If only I knew that the party would turn out to be a lover's nest, then I wouldn't go. But I was there already and my friends doesn't want me to leave.

When everyone was tipsy, they started to get clingy with their partners and I felt so awkward and out of place. And so I went out to call my girlfriend but then when I dialed, I realized that I don't have one.

So I returned to the place and solo drank the bottles of beer left.

This is quite long since I have lots if drunk moments and I will write about it tomorrow. I will leave it here since I am so sleepy as of this time and I promised myself to give my body the rest I need. I hope I will manage to maintain this.

Alright. Let's remember every detail when we're wasted and share it in the comment box. I would be glad to hear from you.

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