The Legend of the Gossiper (Ang Alamat ng Chismosa)

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This is a true story

Once there was a family who lived in very far away land of Mount Camagong. They are situated at the topmost part of the mountain which can be also called top of the world where you can look down on creations and the only explanation I can find is 🎢🎢 ...

"Stop singing, John. We need to finish the story first."

"Okay po nayyyy."

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Going back to the family, yes they lived in the topmost part of the mountain. In that mountain of Camagong, their family was well-known to be famous and rich. Their house is made of diamonds and luxury glasses. You can just see the inside of the mansion for the walls are so clear, so transparent. The roof was also made of glass with bits of gold. Can you imagine that? If you can't then don't imagine.

They also have fountain of dollars. Yes, you heard it right. Dollars man! I can't imagine how rich they are for having that. But why the money doesn't get soaked? I still don't know now. Maybe later.

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The chandelier is also wow! I want to swing on the chandelieeerrr, on the chandelieeeeerrrrr. Unfortunately, I can't go in since the guards are guarding the dogs and the dogs are guarding the mansion. So who are really the guards? The dogs or the guards?

Their backyard also has different luxury cars and motorbikes. You know I am addicted to bikes and I was thinking to go in. Hmmm! What if I dressed up like the guards? No way the guards are guarding the dogs and not the mansion. Ahah! I should dress like a dog?

Because of my curiosity to get in touch with the family and to ride one of their motorbikes, that night I practiced how to bark and extend my tongue outside my mouth. It took me 5 hours to look like a dog. I was about to sleep when my little brother came in. He told me to turn on the TV so he can watch cocomelon again. Since I can't get rid of him, I just turned on the TV. But then I noticed he was wearing a dog head wear.

Voila!

I took the dog head wear from my little brother's head and exchange it with a plastic bag.

Tadaaa! My disguise is complete!

It was raining then. Oh man! How can I go up so high that mountain? It will be a hard climb since it's muddy and slippery. Regardless, I still wanted to go to that mansion so I waited until 1 AM. It's still raining hard but my will to go is much stronger than the rain. It took me 2 hours to reach the top of Mount Camagong where the mansion is located. And take note, I was also soaking wet.

I was there already near the guards ready to act like a dog but then I got tripped by a bar of gold just a meter away from the guards.

Splasssssh!

I just landed at the muddy portion of the place making me covered with mud all over. As a result, I looked like brown bulldog.

The guards heard the noise and saw me so I wore the dog head wear fast and started barking.

"Wooofff wooof woooffff" - I barked

"What are you doing there ugly dog! Come here get inside!" - the guard

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

I was inside already. I can't see anything since it's still dark and they are sleeping. So I rest a bit as I got tired too.

Morning came and someone might see me. I just moved slowly but surely. At last! I was able to see the whole family. Just wow! They look like royals. Their skin is as white as ivory. They dressed like they're walking money. So expensive. They were just having breakfast. They had a whole roast suckling pig for breakfast.

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Good luck high blood pressure!

After they eat breakfast, they went out and headed to the pool of milk. That was my first time seeing a pool of milk. So memsmerizing.

While they are busy there, I slowly crawled towards their backyard and saw the luxury cars and expensive motorbikes! Holy cow! This is heaven. I was about to go near the motorbikes when I saw something. My eyes got big and almost went out. I could not speak as well. This is too good to be true. I can't believe what I saw. Now I know why they are rich. Now I know why they are so famous and rich that they have their own airport just beside the yellow lemon tree.

I wonder how.

I wonder why.

I wonder where they are.

DO YOU ALSO WANT TO KNOW WHY THE FAMILY IS SO RICH? ARE YOU SURE? IF YES, THEN CONTINUE READING.

AND THAT'S WHERE THE LEGEND OF THE GOSSIPER BEGAN!

(AT DYAN NAGSIMULA ANG ALAMAT NG CHISMOSA!)

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This is a true story....I'm just kidding. It's not. 🀣


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Hahahaha. Nice. At first I really thought it was true but as I go along I was already doubting myself that I even went back to the top to read if it was a true story. 😁

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3 years ago

And that's when the legend of the gossiper started 😁

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3 years ago

Wow, di naku magtataka kung bakit dami mo na agad sponsors in two days galing eh hehe sana allπŸ₯° I find it amusing, nacurious ako bigla sa title kasi napakacatchy niya prang naging chismosa tuloy ako haha . I love your sense of humor po haha Newbie here, the more articles I read the more din akong naaamaze sa dami ng magagaling na writers!

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3 years ago

asus di naman masyado. charot! hahaha! yan lang talaga laman ng utak ko puro kabaliwan. ay oo sinadya ko yan para basahin mo haha. salamat sa pag basa ma'am. at welcome here sa read.cash! bago palang din po ako mga one week pa

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3 years ago

Bwahahahahaha, I love it!! Ang daming banat napahalakhak tuloy ako wahaha. Chismis pa hijo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘»

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3 years ago

hahaha di ako yan sa totoong buhay miss ruffa. tahimik lang ako

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3 years ago

Hahahaha, pero ang cute ng pagkakagawa mo ahaha ang kulit

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3 years ago

salamat po! i'm happy to see you in one of my not-so-organized articles. lol

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3 years ago

Not so organized, kamusta naman yung artikol ko magulo pa sa kinahig ng manog na ano πŸ€•πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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3 years ago

How do you know it is not real, maybe they drugged you to think it wasn't real.

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3 years ago

it's because this is just a baby in my mind sir. a product of imagination just

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3 years ago

Ah but that might be what they want you to think πŸ€ͺ anyways I like your imagination

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3 years ago

i think i cannot answer this question because my imagination is limited for now sir. i'm so sorry hahaha

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3 years ago

Oh, don't watch detective movies to much John. This is a product of a wild imagination. Hahaha. I like how you write this one. Funny and light and carefree!

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3 years ago

this is just a baby in mind hahaha stop it yaya

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3 years ago

Hahaha samoka

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3 years ago

Hahaha! Naalala ko tuloy un segment nila Anne at Vice Ganda sa Showtime haha!

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3 years ago

ay meron ba? kinwento lang sakin to ng gf ko dati. wala akong masulat so eto nalang. hahaha

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3 years ago

Meron yata un sa youtube. Try mo search hehe.

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3 years ago

ay sige po. hehehd

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3 years ago

I always love true life stories,,I do want to know what he saw πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ˜

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3 years ago

then you are a gossiper too hahaha kidding

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3 years ago

oh, labas na mga tsismosang kapitbahay

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3 years ago

hahaha nasa labas nga palagi eh

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3 years ago

patay tay jan, kapatid

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3 years ago

Sa Facebook palaging trending ang mga memes ng mga chismosa hahah!

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3 years ago

oo nga eh. umabot na dito. hahahah

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3 years ago

HAHHAAHA mygash 🀦🀣. Ewan ko lang ha pero parang may nakikita akong ate @Ruffa in the making 🀣🀣. Labyu ateeee.

Love your writing style john. Keep it up.

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3 years ago

Bwahahaha salamat sa tah neneng πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ang imagination nya ee wahahaha

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3 years ago

hahaha tingnan ko nga. salamat ng marami, sponsor. hehe

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3 years ago

Hahaha my gulay that alamat🀣 Can't say anything, I'm speechless haha

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3 years ago

hahaha ngayon alam mo na alamat ng chismosa 🀣

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3 years ago

Weeh, tsismoso ka rin ano 🀣

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3 years ago

Oo kaya pumunta ako don sa Mount Camagong na yon

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3 years ago

Haha 🀣 but I love how you inserted your brother and cocomelon in the story

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3 years ago

how to love my noisy brother? haha

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3 years ago

I think that's you loving him, you including him in your story. You're awesome!

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3 years ago

Grabe ang pinagmulan ng chismosa hah hehehe

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3 years ago

Hahaha! Ewan ko nga bakit naisip ko yan.

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