Found him through smell :)

In the middle of the forest, there are some couples living. They have a simple life and satisfied with it. You can see that they are so happy with the things they have.

Everyday they have this routine, they are just going to get a lot of different edible plants and they would go hunting too. As they were in the forest, for them food was not a problem.  

One day, there was a couple who decided to have a baby. In that small village, they are the only couple who don't have a child.

A conversation goes like this,

Husband: Hon, don't you want to have a child? We are getting old.

Wife: I want to, hon. I'm just waiting for you to make a move.

Husband: uhm, you know hon, I don't know how to do it too. But can we try it tonight? After dinner or we will serve dinner to each other? 

(Hayp na author hahahaha)

Wife: Whaaat? Are you serious? Uhm, okay hon. I'm still going to cook! S*x will not satisfy our hunger and I guess we will be hungry and tired after that. 

Husband: Haha. Okay, hon. I'm just joking. How would you know that? As if you have experienced, eh.

Wife: I don't have any experience, hon. I just learned it from my friends. You know, they told me.

Husband: Oh okay, hon. I guess you already have an idea so guide me.

Wife: Hahaha. Wth. Okay?! XD

Later at night, they had dinner, took a shower. Then when they were on the bed, the husband started to talk again.

Husband: H-hon, s-should we start now?

Wife: Uhm, y-yeah?

They are both nervous as it was their first time doing it. 

Husband: What should I do first, hon?

Wife: I don't know hon! Just touch me anywhere! How come you didn't know about this thing?!

Husband: I'm sorry, hon. Can I touch you there? (referring to her bust)

Wife: Just do it! You don't have to ask!

Husband: Oh o-okay. Don't get mad, hon. Here I come. Wow, I didn't know that was so soft. 

Wife: Where are you looking?! Look at me! That's not my chest! It is just the pillow!

Husband: So sorry, hon. Okay. Phew! Just lay there and I will do my best! 

(Fighting, dude! Hahaha. The author will be out of here. I cannot. XD)

After 3 weeks, they found out that the wife was pregnant. (Wow. Nice. Haha)They are so happy about it. Who wouldn't? They wished for that baby. They must take care of it! If they can't, why do such a thing?! (Oooops, easy author, this is just fiction. Of course, those who did such things must be prepared. Inhale. Exhale.)

Thereupon, the couple agreed that the wife will stay at their house for the welfare of the baby inside her womb and the husband will look for food alone, obviously. XD

Fastforward...

The time comes, the wife gives birth to the beautiful son who gets the lovely eyes of his father and kissable lips of his mother. Sana all. 

As time goes by, their son grows up so fast. He is now a big boy. 

Their son is so playful. They let him play outside, almost everyday but he should be home on/or before 5:00 pm. It is not a problem with his parents as long as he follows the curfew. Pati dito may curfew? Charot. 

Then one day and it's already 5:00 in the afternoon, their son is still not home. They got worried. They have visited all the houses, one by one. No one sees their son. The wife panicked and cried while her husband tried to be calm.

Husband: Don't cry, hon. We will be able to see him. Be strong. Nothing happened to him.

Wife: W-what if... (crying)

Husband: Don't ever think that, hon! Let's go over there.

They go to a place that is too dark, has a bunch of trees, and as it's getting late now, 6:00 pm. Then abruptly, they smell something and follow it. The smell is getting stronger. Then they heard someone crying. Few more steps they found their son sitting and..... pooping. 

Mother: Sooooon!! Why do you do the ritual here instead of our home?! You made me worried! Why are you crying?

Son: Sorry, mom. I just can't take it and I feel like I'm not gonna reach the house as my poop will come out and now I'm crying because I'm having a hard time releasing the rest of it. 

The couple laughed and waited for their son to finish it then go home.

END.

Hahaha. Sorry about this one. I hope you had fun! 

Some of my friends here at readcash told me that all of my fiction stories have a sad ending and as if I am mad at this world haha. Then I realized, yeah I was never done with a happy ending. But instead, I made a funny one. Or isn't it? Haha.

Ps. Sorry about the not-so-dirty conversation of the couple. Haha.

Thank you for reading! ♥

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