1. Doctor: You have gas in your stomach.
Patient: Say softly, there is tension all over the country with gas; If anyone can tell me, it will be 12 o'clock!
2. Patient: I went to sleep yesterday and a rat got inside my mouth.
Doctor: Today, by putting a cat in your mouth, you will catch a rat.
3. Patient: What is the matter that your ointment is not working?
Doctor: Where did you put the malak?
Patient: In the blackberry tree.
Doctor: Why the blackberry?
Patient: You said to put it in the place where I got pain!
4. Doctor: I'm not saying, one year old baby will eat what he eats!
Patient: I can't get up!
Doctor: What are you eating?
Patient: soil, shoe laces, paper etc!
5. Patient: Doctor I hear less.
Doctor: You said six!
Patient: No.
Doctor: Marahaba! You hear more in the ear!
6. Doctor: What's the problem?
Patient: My stomach is on fire!
Doctor: What! How do you understand?
Patient: For the last few days, my mouth has been rinsing.
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