Would You Rather: Ridiculous Questions Edition

Not really into challenges but after participating in the Never Have I Ever trend, I kind of enjoyed it a lot. It's fun and very light to write about. It's just like answering your friend's slam book. Not sure if the millennials can relate to this slam book thingy though.

Anyway, I first read it through @CrazyRichFilipina 's article Would You Rather Questions: Hard & Deep Editions and thought to give it a go. However, instead of going to Pinterest like how she got her questions, I Googled it out and read it from an article entitled 71 Of The Most Ridiculous 'Would You Rather Questions.

I chose the ridiculous category coz why not. Oh well, here are my 10 Would You Rather: Ridiculous Questions Edition.

Would you rather eat chocolate-flavored shit or shit-flavored chocolate?

I would rather eat shit-flavored chocolate than chocolate-flavored shit because at least that one is real chocolate, though it doesn't taste like one. And no, I wouldn't dare eating shit no matter how chocolate-y that is because that is still shit.

Would you rather have sex with a hideously ugly person or a handsome, fresh corpse?

Seriously? Does anyone want to have sex with a corpse? Lol. Not me. I would never ever do that even if he was the last man on Earth. This means I would rather do it with a hideously ugly person. At least that one is alive. Lol. Besides, I prefer a light's off, so it's no biggie.

If you could reincarnate yourself, would you rather come back as a human or an animal?

I love animals, and that is why I would rather still be a human, so I could take care of some of them.

Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with the person you hate the most?

As they say, "no one is an island, no one can stand alone, we need one another, blah blah." This one is a poem during my elementary days and though I'm not sure if the lines are correct, the context is there.

Moreover, two heads are better than one, so I would rather be stranded with the person I hate the most. I think everything is possible if you just believe. So just because we hate each other or that I hate that person so much doesn't mean we can't get along. I'm sure there will be a way that we could be friends. If not, fewer haters to one another.

Would you rather lick someone's armpit or have someone else lick your armpit?

Depends on who's armpit I will be licking though. Kidding aside. No, I will definitely not lick someone else's armpit not unless if it's a life and death situation. If licking someone's armpit is the only way to save a life, then why not. Otherwise, no way!

Would you rather never leave the country or leave and never come back?

I love my country, and I don't care if I won't be able to go to other countries at all. It's not like I would die if I couldn't. Besides, this is where I was born, where my family is, and everything and everyone I care about, so I would rather stay in my country and never leave than leave and never come back again.

Would you rather fart every time you laugh or burp every time you cry?

I would rather burp every time I cry simply because I rarely cry. However, laughing is my everyday routine, so it would be awkward if I fart every time I laugh.

Would you rather fulfill your biggest wish or resolve your biggest regret?

I believe that mistakes happen for a reason and that no matter what that is or how hard that is, it comes with a valuable lesson. If I change even a tiny bit of my biggest regret, there's no guarantee that everything in the future will go in my way. Yes, it's possible, but there's still no guarantee.

But fulfilling my biggest wish is different. It's final. It could change my life. And so, I would rather fulfill my biggest wish over resolving my biggest regret.

Would you rather be just friends with someone you love or marry someone you hate?

What's the point of being married when you and your partner hate each other? Such a waste of emotions and time. So I would rather be just friends with someone that I love because at least we're on good terms. He may not love me but at least, we're friends.

Would you rather know what your pets think of you or never hear them speak?

Oh my! I made sure to put this one on the last spot because I really love this question.

As a furmom, I would rather know what my furbabies think of me. I think that would be great ever. Since I've been a good furmom to them, I kind of already knows what they really think of me. And being able to speak to them would be the greatest gift ever.

Closing thoughts

So there you have it, fam, my Would You Rather Questions: Ridiculous Edition. If you like this challenge, feel free to join.

I would like my friends to participate though. So I hope they'll find time to make an entry soon. Sorry in advance but I'm curious about your answers and I think it's a good way for you to write something different.

@PVMihalache @MoreGainStrategies and to my new addition to my affiliates, @aw.

I know it's not your thing but hope you can do this one of these days.