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When I was kid, I love to play and mess around and do things that a little girl shouldn't do. I also like a game for boys, I also like barbie actually but I will never admit it to everyone. I want them to see me as a cool kid as what I've always said on some of my artikol, lol. Good thing a certain someone mention this yesterday and the memories of when I was in my Elementary days is slowly coming in my head, lol. I admit that I have a lot of mischief that I did as kid, but that's just normal I think. They will do anything that they thought, and without restrain, and with the thought of just having fun. Before, you don't need to think that you might get in trouble with Tulfo once you did something that is below the belt. You can stab your classmate with a pencil or ballpen but you won't be reported to Tulfo. Instead, you will be brought to a guidance and will be disciplined. We have this case before on my old school. He used pencil to stab our classmate, good thing it's not that deep. I forgot the story but yeah, something like that. Our childhood has a lot of stories to tell, some can't even remember it anymore maybe because it's been a long time already. While mine, well I still remember most of them. There are memories that already forgotten but once someone say that thing like they are a reminder, that's when my memories of it will return. Did you also try to fart on your classroom? Because I did, lol. I am so confident on doing it because I think we are 50+ student on our classroom. So even if I fart a hundred times, they will never discover me unless they smell our ass to find the culprit, lol. How many times I did it, I can't really remember. Wag lang yong utot na may tunog ang lalabas, yari ang kinabukasan pag ganon hahaha. And my fart that time is not that strong to the point na abot hanggang sa unahan, I mean it didn't even reached our Teacher nose. And when if ever she smell something on our classroom, she will really make fuss out of it, lol. She will ask everyone like someone is stupid enough to admit his crime right lol. It happened a lot that she asked who did it, she also said why didn't just go outside to release their "Sama ng loob" not that everyone in that classroom will suffer with the bad smell, lol. As for me, I'm too lazy to go outside just to fart, lol. And no one is complaining naman when I fart that's why, why would I go outside just to do it lol. Seriously, I'm laughing my ass out here because of those memories, haha. And there is this one time, hahaha I think napuno na yong teacher namin. She couldn't take the smell anymore and because it happens very often that's why she threatened everyone that if no one confess of who's the salarin is, she will take action even if she has to smell everyone's ass. I am so afraid that time because while she is making the farting a big deal, I also fart ng pasimple lang, may tunog pa nga ahahahaha. Safe, they said that if your fart has a sound then it won't smell haha. So back to the main dish, she really did what she said. But so unfair because she ask one of our classmate to do it. She make us all stand up and L will smell our ass. Will you can do it naman without touching it with your nose ahahaha. We didn't think that time that, we are 50+ student on the classroom. So how long will it take if he smell us one by one malamang nag subside na ang amoy non ahahahahaha, wala ng bakas ng kahapon, lol. But we never really bother with that thought, no one laugh at it. We are so innocent back then. And actually, I also feel scared that time because you know, I also fart that time. What if may naiwang bakas ng kahapon, di yari ako 😥. But good thing wala, the smeller actually found the "culprit" but he never accept the judgement. He is not the culprit, he said. But our Teacher believe to his smeller that's why he was punished by our teachers magic stick, palo sa puwet! I still fart sometimes on our school, pati nga nong High School ee kaso madalang, lol. We can't really stop all of it from happening you see. It is destined to happen and no one can break the destiny that was about to happen to you. Just like when I can't hodl my fart, so it's better to release it kesa kabagan tayo. Or just like in love, even if you say to your head a million times that your kwash doesn't like you, if you have a very makulit na puso, you can't stop yourself from liking him more -- This is just a nonsense article and my childhood memories, I just want to share my farting stories. I've been writing a serious topic in the last few days that it makes me drained. I want a light topic today so sorry for sharing this Nonsense of Farting topic, I should've put this title no 🤔. But anyway, how about you? Do you have this kind of experience too? Recent Article https://read.cash/@Ruffa/get-your-revenge-now-3d2f3c7b#recent-article 💎**After a Day or Two** https://read.cash/@Ruffa/after-a-day-or-two-680b4c51 💎**Get Your Revenge! 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