ReubenSalsa

SPACE FOR HIRE. Owner of The Bad Influence Publication on Medium

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@ReubenSalsa · 3 years ago

BOOZO-The Perfect Pacifier

The trick to being anything in life is to reveal nothing while revealing everything. Read that sentence backward and try to make sense of it. The SEO is strong in this string of non-sequiturs. I’m sim...

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@ReubenSalsa · 3 years ago

Instagram Refuses To Fat Shame Me

I’m done with Instagram. I feel the platform isn’t treating me fairly. No matter how much flesh I expose, the algorithm refuses to notice my plus-size body. I’ve tried everything. I’ve freed my nippl...

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@ReubenSalsa · 3 years ago

Every Man Must Wear a Necktie in My Office

It is written in the handbook that I helped create, that all men working in our office MUST wear a neck-tie. There are no exceptions. We work in an air-conditioned environment of perfected temperature...

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@ReubenSalsa · 3 years ago

Rizzed My Pooper-The Poopy Pants Boy

There’s nothing quite like a challenging title to get all titillated with offense. Take this splendid headline I had to reject the other day: Prolapse: Everything you need to know about a collapsed c...

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@ReubenSalsa · 3 years ago

Insert Witty Title Here

What’s the one question I’m most tired of? Are you going to be like this all day? I can’t help it. That’s who I am. Sarcasm is my defense mechanism. I keep on talking when I should stop. But what of...

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@ReubenSalsa · 3 years ago

The 10 Best Clash Covers Ever

I’m a big fan of The Clash but I also love a good cover song. There are hundreds of Clash covers out there but only a few make the grade. Here then are my all-time favorite Clash covers. 1. Straight...

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@ReubenSalsa · 3 years ago

Dear Black People: Are we at Peak Stupidity

Doing the rounds on social media, as the world debates the truths behind the ex-Royal interview, are the Oprah Memes . Social media can be such fun! There’s Oprah, gasping in disbelief as yet another...

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