Here I am again jumping on another trending topic. I've seen so many of these "would you rather" articles and I wonder if I would be able to take up the challenge because there are some questions there that require deep thinking and decision making.

I couldn't resist the urge for long. I tried turning my back away from the challenge but it kept calling out loudly "HappyBoy take up this challenge". I grabbed my phone and click the link to generate Ten Questions. The questions came out, I don't want you to get bored, so I added a bonus question.

Okay! Let's start-

Typical of me to get a question like this first. I will go for "achieving all of my dreams". There ain't no perfect partner out there. Everyone has their flaws, so why aspire for the impossible and illogical. Little disagreement now and then makes life interesting. Have you ever imagine the whole world speaking one language, supporting one club, one religion, one belief?. Life will be boring. Perfect is boring.

Moreover one of my dreams is to be happily married, so the second option encompasses the first.

Black is beautiful, but wearing it all the days of my life?. That's scary. But is wearing Pink neon a better option?. No! I'm going to look like some male barbie doll. I will go with Black.

I'm quitting!. What type of questions are these? 😭. A man that has no sleep will surely die before his time. So what's with not taking my bath? lol. I will buy lots of deodorants to use and if I smell when I'm with you just overlook it. Lol

I'm not so lucky today. These questions are just...🤦‍♂️. Okay I would rather lose all toes. Though that means I won't be able to play ball again, but it's better than not having one ear. The former will be concealed with a shoe on but the latter has no hiding.

Though we all say we want to hear the truth always but the truth is always bitter. A friend that has our back even when we are wrong is taken as a good friend until the day things turn bad. I will go dor a friend that tells me the truth always. As my friend, he will surely know how to present it in such a way that I will understand.

The African Man in me said "God forbids" immediately I saw this question. lol. But choosing between the two is straightforward. Five years in Prison is better than Twenty years in a deep sleep.

I can't control how people feel or what conception they have about me and it's something I don't care about. Since I'm obligated to pick one, I will go for a person who whines always.

This depends on the situation. For example in an exam hall writing a paper that I know much about, I'd want every minute to feel like an hour. But in a lecture room with a boring lecturer taking a boring course, I'll surely want every hour to feel like a minute.

For the sake of this challenge, I'll go for the former.

The two is boring but I will prefer the TV show. I will only accept the Radio if I'm to choose the song playing.

This is the confirmation that I generated the weirdest questions. What is this? 🤣. Okay I will go for - " be a food to a great white shark". That means I died a great death, lol. A bear will tear one flesh and savour the taste before going for more while a shark goes all-in. A quick death is better so "Shark" it is.

Bonus

This is hard. I love noisecash a lot. It's my first love, my first push into the crypto world. I've met so many people there and made friends. I earn an average of $4 per day on the site, which makes it more enticing.

"That enough!. First love doesn't matter. Love the one that loves you" - readcash shouted from afar

Oh! Readcash. My second love. I lost my voice you gave it back to me, you gave me wings and made me fly (in Celine Dion's voice).

Ever since I joined it's been fun. It helped me in actualising my 1BCH goal on time. I met so many wonderful people. I fell in love with a Robot-Rusty and love forward to its visitors every day.

"Keep Quiet! Men will always be men. Why can't you just love the one you made a promise to first?. Beauty is temporal, what if readcash stops offering high earnings won't you come running back to me?. -noisecash whines.

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I got confused. Torn between two great lovers and silently I watch them argue

NC: he met me first

RC: he spends more time with me

NC: he supported him when he had nothing

RC: what he has today is due to my help

NC: he has more subscribers with me

RC: lesser subscribers but more views and comments than you

NC: he is more popular with me, ask around for Valour

RC: You are so funny noisecash, ask around for Who HappyBoy is and come back to me

NC: he can write over 10 different posts in a day on me

RC: it isn't by quantity but quality. One is enough for me.

HappyBoy Valour: will you guys just shout up?. My head is spinning already! I love you two, don't make me choose.

NC & RC (in unison): this is a challenge, you have to pick one.

HappyBoy Valour: Okay then, I leave it to my readers to decide. Let them pick one and state the reason they do. The one with the highest vote wins. Is that okay with you guys?

NC & RC (together) : Yes it is darling

HappyBoy Valour: Urrrghh

Over to you

This runs for 24 hours. Help me pick a lover. I'm at a crossroads, I love the two and wouldn't want to pick one over the other. But it seems they want me to choose one since it's a challenge. Kindly help me by commenting and if possible tell others to join in casting their vote.

I'm feeling so emotional right now. (Get a tissue to wipe tears)

Thanks for reading!🤗🤗🤗