I am pregnant
Yes, you read that right, I am pregnant and so it is for every other guy out there. Oh, most of you all know me to be a guy and were surprised to see me say I am pregnant, lols. What has technology not made easy? A guy can decide to help his wife with pregnancy and there will be a way where he will be the one to carry the baby while the wife is free from carrying the pregnancy, I have heard cases like that and I know it is possible in the medical world.
Well, before you start having some kind of thought about me, let me clear myself upπ π π . Go back to the first paragraph and you will see that I said the pregnancy is the same for every other guy out there, does that mean we are all pregnant? Yes, we all are pregnant with a particular word in us.
What I meant by being pregnant;
As we all know that is rare for a lady to walk up to a guy and ask a guy out. It's a strong taboo here in my place, people will see such a lady as a cheap one whereas it's wrong. I have seen cases where the lady walks up to the guy and profess her life, to shock you with their story, they are happily married with children. I saw a video of a white lady, someone asked her a question "Has she ever walked up to a guy and professed her life", she said yes and the person asked who and she said her husband. That's to tell you nothing is wrong with a lady doing that but here in my country, we see it as a wrong practice and think the lady is cheap and is very wrong.
So, a guy must walk up to a lady and profess his love. The strong feeling he must have for the lady and the kind of words he will have to compose to woo the lady must have been living in the stomach of the guy, all these make him pregnant including me as a guy.
For those that are patient enough to study so well about the lady, it will take them weeks or months to finally give birth to the word by saying it to the lady. And for those who are very sure about the lady, it might take them less than a month to finally give birth to their word. And for those that aren't patient at all, they give birth to theirs in a few days.
Do you how long some might have to keep those words, rehearse them, and learn them, just because of the lady they said they will meet in the future. You might have heard guys saying, if I finally meet my partner, I will do this, I will do that, I will put my lines in order to be able to convince her that I truly love her, blah blah blah. The words are being formed like a foetus in the stomach of a lady, it is the day he professed it out that he give birth to the pregnancy.
I am still patiently waiting for that right person to profess my love to, she is still in one corner having fun but I know very soon, we will meet and talk about it so for now, I am still pregnant and I don't think I will be entering the labour room anytime soon since I haven't found her.
As a guy out there, are you still pregnant or you have delivered your word.
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Wow π², this is something else. I can see the writer's MADness, lol π. My prediction from the title was wrong. Nice π article there.