I am pregnant

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2 years ago

Yes, you read that right, I am pregnant and so it is for every other guy out there. Oh, most of you all know me to be a guy and were surprised to see me say I am pregnant, lols. What has technology not made easy? A guy can decide to help his wife with pregnancy and there will be a way where he will be the one to carry the baby while the wife is free from carrying the pregnancy, I have heard cases like that and I know it is possible in the medical world.

Well, before you start having some kind of thought about me, let me clear myself upπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…. Go back to the first paragraph and you will see that I said the pregnancy is the same for every other guy out there, does that mean we are all pregnant? Yes, we all are pregnant with a particular word in us.

What I meant by being pregnant;

As we all know that is rare for a lady to walk up to a guy and ask a guy out. It's a strong taboo here in my place, people will see such a lady as a cheap one whereas it's wrong. I have seen cases where the lady walks up to the guy and profess her life, to shock you with their story, they are happily married with children. I saw a video of a white lady, someone asked her a question "Has she ever walked up to a guy and professed her life", she said yes and the person asked who and she said her husband. That's to tell you nothing is wrong with a lady doing that but here in my country, we see it as a wrong practice and think the lady is cheap and is very wrong.

So, a guy must walk up to a lady and profess his love. The strong feeling he must have for the lady and the kind of words he will have to compose to woo the lady must have been living in the stomach of the guy, all these make him pregnant including me as a guy.

For those that are patient enough to study so well about the lady, it will take them weeks or months to finally give birth to the word by saying it to the lady. And for those who are very sure about the lady, it might take them less than a month to finally give birth to their word. And for those that aren't patient at all, they give birth to theirs in a few days.

Do you how long some might have to keep those words, rehearse them, and learn them, just because of the lady they said they will meet in the future. You might have heard guys saying, if I finally meet my partner, I will do this, I will do that, I will put my lines in order to be able to convince her that I truly love her, blah blah blah. The words are being formed like a foetus in the stomach of a lady, it is the day he professed it out that he give birth to the pregnancy.

I am still patiently waiting for that right person to profess my love to, she is still in one corner having fun but I know very soon, we will meet and talk about it so for now, I am still pregnant and I don't think I will be entering the labour room anytime soon since I haven't found her.

As a guy out there, are you still pregnant or you have delivered your word.

Thanks for reading, I really appreciate it. Help thumb up πŸ‘if you like what you read.

Bye for now πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

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Wow 😲, this is something else. I can see the writer's MADness, lol πŸ˜‚. My prediction from the title was wrong. Nice πŸ‘ article there.

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2 years ago

Lol, this was an hilarious read, I do hope you find your missing rib soon ooh...lol, the pregnant boy πŸ˜‚

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2 years ago

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…eshey ma. Thanks dear

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2 years ago

🀣🀣 Safe delivery dear,I hope you find someone who completes you soonest

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2 years ago

Amen ooo, thanks dear πŸ˜…

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2 years ago

Deep one. I'm pregnant too, arranging pickup lines, waiting for that day to drop the b*mb.

"I am still patiently waiting for that right person to profess my love to, she is still in one corner having fun"... She's still in one corner having fun with a guy.

I said let me complete it for you. Lol🀣

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2 years ago

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… I swear, she is still playing around with that naughty guy

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2 years ago

So you're telling me you haven't confess your feelings to someone before πŸ‘€

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2 years ago

I have ooo but they were aborted feelings

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2 years ago

Hahaha having cool thoughts that you puts in your words.pray for you that you will soon fund a person to confess.

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2 years ago

Amen ooo, thanks dear

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2 years ago

Mr Gaf I'm pregnant and not time yet to deliver it . When it time to deliver the pregnancy I will make sure I tag you......

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2 years ago

I will readily be waiting for you when the time comes

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2 years ago

Wow, you have such a unique blog content bro. As soon as I read the title, i thought you are telling something about your woman. Well, I'm also pregnant bro. HahahaπŸ˜…

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2 years ago

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…thank you so much my Gee. Make sure you deliver the pregnancy safely.

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2 years ago

HahahaπŸ˜…πŸ˜… I'm also pregnant ooh My man offended me but I'm yet to tell him. So therefore, I'm pregnant

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2 years ago

Abi na true pregnant you get, no dey disguise here, tell me the truth πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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2 years ago

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… I go wipe you cord for neck nowπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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2 years ago

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…ika lo like

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2 years ago

Boss I am heavily pregnant oh! πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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2 years ago

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… enter the labour room na

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2 years ago

She has a boyfriend πŸ₯²

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2 years ago

Ouch, that can be so painful but don't give up yet

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