Dreamland turn vawulence😂

Are you trying to look up the meaning of the word " VAWULENCE" 😅😅😅😅, don't bother stressing yourself, it's just a comedy word that means "VIOLENCE" in the real sense. Well, this article is meant to make us laugh cos all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, it might not be funny and it might, it is just about how my day went yesterday.

Yesterday happened to be one of those days I will always love to see again cos I was happy. I have been at home since the Academics Staff Union of Universities ( ASUU ) has embarked on a strike, they have extended it by another 2 months, all the best for them even though it affects the students. I woke up as usual very early to take care of my dad and after that, I ate and do part of my school project even though I only spent like 2hrs plus on it and give up to sleep because I do wake up as early as 6 am.

I had a 2hrs class on zoom before I slept, a friend decide to teach me and some others about a particular software. After waking up, I did not do anything other than eat cos my mom was back from work and she has prepared food. After eating, I went to take my bath and started finishing up my yesterday article. Before I knew it, the day went dark and it was a late night.

So I started to chat with my naughty junior back then in school. While we were in school, we don't talk at all, she is not the talking type though maybe she is shy like me or she doesn't want to talk to me. Her mom was my yoruba teacher back then, I so much love that woman, she is always smiling and fun to be with. She does play with me very well and I do play with her too whether in the classroom or outside the class. Funny enough, while I am playing with her, her daughter will be there but she won't even say hello to her senior 😂, such a naughty and proud girl 😂😂😂.

All through her stay in the school, we never say hi to each other but I do talk to her friends. Well, she doesn't come out during break hours like that and after the closing hour, she is always with her mom. I never knew she was her mom's firstborn, she is always with her mom like she is the only child or last born. I have told her I will cane her when I see her for knowing the truth after a long time.

We had some conversation in the evening on WhatsApp before we later turn it to WhatsApp voice call, we talked for over an hour gisting over the phone. We talked like we have been friends for over the decades, we talked about secondary school life, life after school, life in the university and all. I didn't know she was a talkative like me when it comes to online chatting, she said she can be shy when it comes to seeing physically which I am also guilty of that too. We said a lot of things to the point that she said she will meet me in the dreamland to beat me up 😂😂. As a sharp guy, I said I will sleep with a cutlass beside me to get ready for any type of beating that might want to show up.

She said I should watch out that she isn't scared of the cutlass at all. Well, my plan for the dreamland is different totally though, I was planning to propose to her so that we can get married there 😂😂😂 but as a gangster that she is, she is not ready for that, all she wants is vawulence.

So I slept with cutlass and flower beside me, should in case any vawulence occur, cutlass will serve its purpose and if it is a love scene like that Romeo and Juliet, the flower will serve its purpose too, I don't want to be caught unfresh at all😂😂😂. To my surprise, I slept like I never did, nothing happened throughout my night 😂😂😂, well she must have been scared of me cos she knows what I can do, that must have been the major reason for not showing up. I had a wonderful sleep without stress and that was how my day went ooo.

Is it funny to you guys? Well, I said it earlier that it might be fun and it might not, is just about how my day went and all. Thanks for reading it and God bless you all.

The lead image is the beautiful angel I chatted with.

Bye for now 🥰🥰🥰.