Jokes for you

Date: Thursday. 17th of March, 2022. 

Hello awesome people! It's really late here but I have to write lol. I'm really glad that I have a platform like read.cash to look forward to. Unintentionally, this place have been a safe haven for me. Here, I get to practice my writing skills, I make mistakes sometimes but I'm getting better. I also get to share my thoughts, ideas and opinions making me express myself more and even learn from myself. I also get to meet a lot of amazing people and I learn a whole lot from here. I'm really glad that I joined this community.

I have good news, another cousin of mine gave birth today! It's raining babies in my family. It is safe to say that I will be having a busy weekend because my family will be visiting them. I also spoke to my younger brother who is away in school. I am looking forward to him returning and giving me trouble haha. Today, I thought I was going to be free but I was wrong and I ended up having a lot to do. At the end of the day, I checked on my close friend and we talked at length till midnight (hence, why I'm just writing now). It was nice to catch up and I will try calling more often.

It has been a good day and on that note, I will like to keep things light by sharing some jokes you might be familiar with. Here we go:

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because she wanted to go to high school.

Hahaha, maybe he will graduate when he gets to the top of the ladder lol

A child asked his father how people came to be and the father explained that Adan and Eve had kids who in turn grew up and had kids of their own and so on. The little boy the went and asked the same question to his mother who explained to him that we started out as monkeys and the evolved to become the way we currently are. On hearing this, the boy ran to his father and accused him of lying to him but the father explained to him that his mum was only talking about her side of the family

"Use the word 'beans' in a sentence," A teacher said to her students. 'My father grows beans," said one of the students. "My mother likes to cook beans," another student responded after which a third student said "we ad all human beans"

I heard this one when I was much younger and the play on words was really funny to me.

Why does Dracula not have any friends?

Because he's a real pain in the neck

Hahaha, got it? He us a vampire who sucks blood from people's necks.

Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you?

Student: Meat!

T: Very good! What do you get from a pig?

S: Bacon!

T: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?

S: Homework!

While this may be a bit offensive but it's also funny 😂

A little boy sitting next to a pregnant woman turns to her and asks,

Boy: Why do you look so fat?

Pregnant woman: It is because I have a baby inside me.

Boy: Is the baby good?

PW : Yes, it is a very good baby.

B: Then why did you eat it?!

Kids are so innocent and brutally honest 😂

I was told by my teachers that I would never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.

I told them, “Just you wait!”

Hahaha, he still procrastinated lol

That's all for today. Thanks for reading! You are awesome.

Also, check out @kiingsleyy he lost his account and had to open this new one.