Weird Things Humans Do

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In the course of making friends with people, or communicating, have you ever noticed some behaviours that are usually commonly done by people, unknowingly? More like a reflex action. Sometimes, we are victims of it too.

Now, let's look at the 35 most common ones.

1) Always fraternising about the day ahead (the next day) in a very positive way, thinking of everything you will be doing.

2) Whenever on a music headset, acting according to the sounds you hear, like you are in a Live music concert πŸ˜‚

3) Always saying something disrespectful, after using the phrase "with all due respect, sir/ma"

4) Practising a speech over and over again, especially the night before it is presented.

5) The moment we are given a plate of food, and it is said to be hot. The first thing we do is to touch the plate notwithstanding.

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6) Each time we want to go to the bank, we check our pockets or purse, so many times, just to make sure we are with the right card.

7) Continually charging our phones, even when it is showing "fully charged".

8) When we are in love with someone, we spend most of our free time, thinking about our future with that person in the picture of it all.

9) most of us, enjoy telling our problems to people, as they are willing to listen. But we are unable to listen to others.

10) Once we get a new dress, we test them as soon as possible, and look at ourselves over 5times, just to make sure it has the perfect fitting.

11) Most times when we are hungry and are unable to get it outside, due to the time or so, we are often served the same meal in the dream.

12) Our voices sound sweeter when we sing in the bathroom while taking our shower.

13) Some girl's, no matter how they make up, just can't be fine, funny enough.

14) The micro bacterial in our mouths, are much than the people on earth.

15) Each time we buy something new, maybe a watch, phone or others.. we always stop and use a minute just to touch our wrist(for the watch), or check other places if it's still there.

16) Plotting out some escape routes for unlikely scenarios.

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17) Picturing ourselves with superpowers, doing the extraordinary.

18) Laughing outrightly, the moment we recall something funny that happened, even down to years back.

19) We are most likely to have a funny-sounding name in our backpack, for any person that seems too difficult for us.

20) We lose the ability to find something when we are angry.

21) We tend to stammer when over angered.

22) For each random person we greet, maybe on the road or somewhere, and he/she didn't reply to us., There is always something funny we sayπŸ˜‚

23) 97% of humans prefer already made, then struggling to make his/her own.

24) Rushing out of the pool, or running from an environment if someone suddenly gets out. Because we believe there may be some bad guys around!

25) When thinking and having a drink same time, we would often finish it, Without remembering we did.

26) Pretending and acting to be a secret private detective in public areas, and imagining back-stories for the people around you.

27) Circling your apartments, whenever you are making a long call.

28) Acting to be in an action movie, anytime you are on the run.

29) Dancing and playing all by yourself, anytime you are alone

30) Slowly closing the refrigerator, just to see what it looks like when the lights are off.

31) Shouting for no reason when no one's home.

32) Jokingly telling your friend to defecate or pee for you.

33) Trailing ants to their holes, just to see where they live in.

34) Playing a song we love on repeat till we feel like dying

35) Thinking about our future, almost every time we are alone.

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Amongst all, which of them are you guilty of mostly πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Please tell us. Thanks for reading

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Number 3. I think they really want to be authentic but sometimes they see it as being disrespectful. And so to not make friction, they say it before they say the things they want to say.

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2 years ago

thanks so much for reading dear

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2 years ago

I agree with your 1 -35 πŸ’–πŸ˜‡

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2 years ago

thanks for reading dear

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2 years ago

Always welcome πŸ₯°

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2 years ago

2,5,12 and 18. My voice is sweeter in the bathroom than anywhere else. I don't hold my smiles or laughter each time that I remember something funny as well. Nice post dear

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2 years ago

thanks for reading dear

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2 years ago

I can relate to all but most especially number 18πŸ˜‚. I laugh outrightly when I remember things that occurred in the time past

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2 years ago

we all do the same hahhaha

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2 years ago

Oops Im a member of number 7, I think it is our nature that even though it is fully charged we keep on charging to maintain the percent of your battery hahahah☺️

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2 years ago

Hahahah. Welcome to the club of weirdos hahah

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2 years ago

Hahhaha.. yes,, thanks

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2 years ago

Look forward to seeing more of you Friend

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2 years ago

Likewise to you my friend

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2 years ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I'm guilty of the last five it was as if you were describing me

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2 years ago

Hahahaha maybe you are weirdo than I am 😁

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2 years ago

Ohhh i am a member in the number 7 hehe. Wow this is very true to life we do have those attitudes and hehe i guess it's hu!an nature

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2 years ago

Yeah. Is just nature and we do it unconsciously heheheh

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2 years ago

You have virtually said everything we do as humans in this lovely article of yours. Kudos bro!

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2 years ago

I don't think there are other things we do as humans that you haven't said here in this beautiful article of yours

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2 years ago

Thanks for reading dear

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2 years ago

very relatable especeially 15,16,18 and 30th hhaah 33rd when we were young 35th used to but not anymore

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2 years ago

Lol then you are really weird 🀣🀣

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2 years ago

hhahaah eeveryone says so

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Am guilty of continually charging my phone even when it's telling me it's fully charged it's almost a part of me... hehehe.

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Hehhee even when they tell you that it spoil batteryπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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