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Programming languages are modeled with the same general concept and a general idea in mind but no two programming languages are identical with each other. Just like girls. They may share the same conceptual framework but not two will be the same.
If he one can master a single programming language, one can have a rough idea how the other programming languages work but he may find it difficult to write in other programming languages because their syntaxes will be different and their structures will be worlds apart. Same as with ladies, a guy may know a girl like the back of his hand but he can't possibly master every girls' quirks and ways.
When you are studying a new programming language, you might find it hard to understand, it's just like knowing a girl for the first time. You may understand what they're saying but you can't really grasp what they are trying to say.
And just like programming languages, you don't really understand why or how they work and you don't really get why and how they are not working. Sometimes they do work, sometimes they don't, it's like they have mood swings or something. Right?
Girls are like mobile phones...
This one's quite witty, I found it on the internet today and it goes like " girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong button, you'll be disconnected." I totally agree, do you?
You know that when you're phone is not up-to-date it becomes sluggish, insecure and hard to deal with. Aren't girls just like that? Try not to update your girlfriend for a while and then later, there will be hell to pay. I remember back in college or it was high school? Either way, the experience was really something. So I was texting with my girlfriend then in the middle of the day, and all of a sudden I fell asleep from the weather maybe, and four hours, 27 missed calls and 18 text messages later, she was saying, "maybe you're too busy for me, thank you for everything..." (Salamat na lang sa lahat).
Of course I'm exaggerating, but it's funny right? And you wouldn't believe it's true. But girls, honestly... wasn't there a time that this could be true? I mean, honestly...
I don't know about you guys but I take good care of my phone. It's always with me, I don't drop it, I don't want any scratches on it and I take an extra mile to really keep it in a good condition. I am not saying that you should scratch-proof, shock-proof and enclosed a girl to protect it, but caring for a girl should be the same at that at the very least. Why? Because girls are precious!
And I don't let another guy play with my phone and get all his hands up on it. You get what I'm saying. ;)
Just like your phone, you don't ever want to lose a girl. Because unlike your phone, there's no app to Find my Girl or anything. Once she's lost, she's forever gone.
Another similarity of girls and phone, they both should be fully charged to function well. Just like a phone when it's running out of juice, when a girl is hungry you will realize that the word h-angry is crazy but real.
Also, just like phones, girls will be hot when you play them too much in your hands. (LOL sorry.)
Girls are like the internet...
They say that once something is on the internet it will be forever out there, unremovable, undeletable and will always be there. Well same goes with a girl. If you have done something wrong to her, it will forever be in her mind, that stuff will never ever be forgotten until the end of time. And from time to time, it will resurface and refresh your memory too, just like Faceb00k memories.
As of today and as we move forward with time, we will never be able to live without the internet, and likewise, life will never be the same, it will be unbearable and it will not be life at all without girls.
Nowadays the internet is everywhere. It's in your pocket, it's in your Television set, it's in your lights, it's in your ref, and it's just everywhere. It's just like living with a girl, there will be hair everywhere. Hair on the pillow, hair on the shower drain, hair below the mirror, hair on the bed, hair underneath the bed, hair on the towel, where on earth do all these strands come from?
And just like that all-knowing part of the internet, she knows. She always know. Yes, that thing that you think you are trying to hide, trust me, she knows.
First of all let me just say, PEACE!!! No offence meant okay? :)
Anyway this is my response to @JonicaBradley 's prompt for this week which is "Similarities". Well, I know that the intended concept of the article should be similarities among human beings but if I write something about that, I will not be finished in time because the similarities are endless, because you know what? We are all the same, in and out. So instead, I took the courage and wrote this, I know you're probably a girl and again, no offence meant. You know for you I have so much love and respect. RESPECT!
Anyhow, thanks for coming here, I appreciate you spending your time here and as always,