A fat wife and her husband have caught a thief.
The wife sat on the thief's back and told her husband to run and call the police.
The husband can't find his shoes again.
Wife is yelling, why are you late.
Husband says I can't get shoes.
The thief says, oh bastard, don't wear my slipper!
The wife sat on the thief's back and told her husband to run and call the police.