If Rusty Could Talk
Have you ever wondered what Rusty would say if he could talk to us? I bet he had so many things in mind, especially that most users, including myself, would look for him whenever he was nowhere to be found. If Rusty could talk, what do you think he would say?
Trivia: Did you know that the person that gave @TheRandomRewarder a nickname is @PVMihalache? Since then, everybody's calling the bot Rusty.Â
So let's assume he could talk. He'd probably say these things to us in an article.
Dear Authors,Â
Since I came into the platform, a lot has changed here—more quality posts every day and fewer spammy ones. I still see people publishing articles with less than 3 minutes reading time, though. So I suggest you read my only article here. If you don't, then don't blame me if I wouldn't visit any of yours.Â
Although I am an AI, I'm still not perfect. As they say, nobody is perfect. I also have flaws, and you all have probably noticed that too. I'm trying my best, though, and I will keep improving the way I am supposed to. I do have some important things to talk about here. So please bear with me if you want to know how I truly feel.Â
First, don't panic if I don't show up for a few days. Remember, I'm the only one here, and countless of you. It's not easy to visit you several times a day, so if you all don't find me, that's because I had to take a few days off to unwind. I deserve my "me time," too, you know.Â
Secondly, don't be upset if I don't tip you the same way I did before. Remember, we are on a tight budget now, and the price of BCH has dropped significantly since the last bull market. The number of authors has also increased, which means many users to tip here. So we have to adjust a few things in terms of tips and stuff.Â
Third, if you see others' posts, get more from me while some don't, including yourself, chill! Be grateful you still get something from me because it's not easy to do all this tipping allocation and stuff, you know. I told you I'm not perfect.Â
Fourth, avoid tagging me now and then. One thank you is enough, and I appreciate that you value my effort. However, if you mention me every time you write an article with the hope that it will get my attention, please avoid that—you are only adding so much to my plate.Â
And lastly, if you give less, it's safe to say that you shouldn't expect to get more. If you want my attention, follow my rules, share what you have received with others, be grateful, and enjoy every moment on this platform. That's all I could ask for.Â
Of course, Rusty would have said more if it was him.
Closing thoughts
What would you think he would say or add to this article if he could talk now? If Rusty could talk, I bet he had so much to say.
Don't forget to share it in the comment section. I would love to hear what you have in mind.
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Wait, I just knew it. I thought it's his nickname is Rusty but didn't think that someone give that name ahahahah.