Dead or Alive

"I'm Home!"

My friends just glance at me and go back again to what they are doing which is playing mobile legends on their phone. Just like the usual. I never really like that kind of game, while they play mobile games all day, me on the other hand is busy listening to a music. I also play mobile games but I get tired on them easily and never really stick on one game and I only play when I feel like playing.

I just got home from thr market, and I am the cook on this house while my four other male friends is just a freeloader. Kidding, I am actually the freeloader here and I've been here for weeks now. And coz I don't have money to pay, I just take the position of being a cookerist, cleaner and also a dishwasher. As for the laundry we just bring our clothes to a laundry shop and how good my friends are for doing it to my dirty clothes.

"What do you want for this Porky guys?"

"Anything." Friend #1

"Yeah, just anything." Friend #2

"You decide on that Zee." Friend #3

"I want adobo tho, without the sauce."

That's my friend number 4, he's the only one who decide what to cook always. I have no problem with that coz anything is good for me. I mean, I am the one cooking it so it is to be expected that it is delicious.

"Do you like the food I cook?"

"You just want a compliment Zee."

"Heh ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ."

I went straight to the kitchen after that little talk. I just leave the door open just to welcome luck and blessings in thr house. Well, I only heard about that to the parents of my friends in the Province there's no harm on believing it.

I ready the ingredients after I cleaned the porky, get the pan and open the stove, medium heat. While waiting for it to be heated I get my phone in my room with my headset and open the music player on it. I open the particular list with a name "Rawrrr" and play this particular song....

doegopa neoui oppa

neoui salang-i nan neomu gopa

And while listening to it's lyrics I feel like I was pulled into other dimension. It was in full volume, I can't help but to sway my head while I'm at it. I am in my own world with those loud speaker with a massive sound it is creating. I am cutting onions, garlic, minced style.

doegopa neoui oppa

neol gajgo mal geoya dugo bwa

wae nae mam-eul heundeuneun geonde

wae nae mam-eul heundeuneun geonde

I also cut the pork, it is a pork belly so you can expect a great result on it. With the cutting power I have, my skills is a top notch. No one can ever compare. I cut into cubes, not too small but no too big either. It's in the middle, the exact size that I want. Yes!

geokkulo dwijib-eulkkyeo, in-yeon-eul yeon-in-eulo

daehagkkajido neolang gandamyeon cham jal gal geos gat-a

Oh ganadalamabasaa hakunamatata!

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I'm doing it fast. Coz I can see that the pan is already hot, I'm hotter though. I put oil and out garlic and onions. I put it together so that they will not fight of whoever comes first. They should be treated equally. I put the pork, and other spices and cover it - with love.

The music continue and one the music is done I play another....

And because I got bored waiting for it to be cook I go outside and was about to join the boys but I was greeted with a not so great scene. I mean, a bloody scenario.

The living room was full of blood. While her friends was on the ground, no head and their blood is all over the place. I forgot about adobo and just run outside and in there - I saw a truck of munching monster eating the humans head like it is some popcorn.

I was scared at the screaming. I get my phone on the pocket of my jeans and change again the volume of the player.

If somebody loves me, nan geugeollo manjoghae

nae geogjeong an haedo dwae nan gwaenchanh-a okay

neomu aesseuji anh-ado dwae najung-e huhoe eobsge yeah

aju jamsilado nan nal wihae ma-eum noh-eulge

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

October 27, 2022

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