Weekend Pickup.

You're at a bar for a night out and spot a person you are attracted to. How do you approach the situation, introduce yourself, get them interested in you and talk with you and keep the conversation flowing? Write at least 400 words. This isn't a fictional story, write how you would personally do it in real life.

I always have wonderful eyes for beautiful things and this is exactly what I would do or say when I come across someone I am attracted to across the bar. I was tempted to go with the option of the Porn Star 🤣🤣😂😂. I know sir galenkp is looking forward to anyone that can take up that challenge but let me stick to my bar pick up please 😂🤣😂 before this entry becomes a porn subsidiary.

I don't rehearse my words before I say them. I am very creative and I judge the situation first and the words to speak naturally flow. I've sighted the lady I am attracted to just across the bar. She is obviously sitting alone and I've noticed she wasn't on her phone or expecting anyone or came in with anyone... This is exactly what I would do or say...

I would gently approach the table and say something like this: "Sorry to bother you, but I was told you bought the seat right in front of you and I was hoping I can beg to seat there so I can at least buy you some drinks". I expected her to smile a little and oblige me to sit ☺️.

I would introduce myself:

"My name is Olawale, and you?"

"I have to admit that you are not hard to detect across the room because you light it up. Even if all the lights go off I would still spot you across the counter."

I would tell her that I am a writer and a poet and at that instance, I would tell her that she inspired me to speak poetically.

You light up the room and that's why I followed your glow
Just look at me doing the unexpected as you inspired this flow
I hope no other guy is coming to this table so they won't be dealt a blow
Heaven must have missed an angel since I have one right here in front of me
You are like an angel hanging up from the sky
Weightless that you can dance on the head of a pin
Saw you across the bar and I followed the trail of your smile
You should smile more often
Because your smile can melt a heart made of stone

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I would gladly spit some bars of poetry to make her blush and most of the time in my conversation with people, I want to know a lot about them and I usually talk less about myself unless they ask questions. It's going to be the same with her after telling her my name, and what I do and blowing her away with some poetic lines as shared above. That's my way of knowing whether they are interested in me above the surface because anyone interested would be curious to know the man behind those poetic words.

The conversation is going to be basically about what she does, how she ended up being here alone and not because she's lonely but because I appreciate the fact that she is making time for herself which I would tell her that I admire even though I crashed it that night hahaha. That's how I would spin it because I need her to know I am not like any other guy that would assume lonely girls sit alone at the bar and that's not always the case. Some just want to clear their head and I would tell her if that's the case with her, then I want to be her therapist for the night.

I won't fail to tell her intermittently how gorgeous her eyes are, how her lips tweak and admire the length of her hair as they kiss her neck (if she's with long hair).

Most ladies love attentive guys and that's why I won't say much about myself unless she asks. I would be more interested in her and ask questions about her kind of person.

I have to admit, it's harder putting this into texts. Most of the time I allow my conversations to flow and my response is usually dependent on what the other person says. I don't usually have a line cooked up, I just flow with it that's why I didn't assume what the lady would say in this post since it doesn't have to be fictional but how I would act and things I would say. I took a leaf from what I said to someone the last time that's why I came up with this but definitely not the pick-up line I first used about the "buying the seat thing".

Thank you for your time.

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