To Support the Support.

Topic: Talking objects - What inanimate (non-living) item do you think would be interesting or funny if it could talk? Explain the item, what it does and give us some examples of what it might say should it be able to talk.

Okay, I had to work my imagination on this one and this was the answer I gave on Hive to this. I hope we can all see the humour aspect of it. A little naughtiness along the way though. I'm sure it would be worth it.

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On the episode of talking objects today I would go with the Bra. Yes, the bra. Why? I've seen a lot of ladies do so many things all in the name of fashion and this bra part is the one that gets me confused. It took a lot for me to know there was something called a push-up bra in all my years of existence. If it bras could speak. Now, I am about to give them a voice in unison so perpetrators can desist and stop stressing our bras just because they are strong and give good support 🤣.

If only Bra could speak and you would hear the loud scream to users who obviously have big boobs and yet because they want it to pop up or spill over to make it catchy and show the cleavages. The bra would say "I don't have the capacity for this", "I can't breathe", "I am supposed to be a support system but right now I am the one in need of support", "Are you blind? Can't you see this is above my clearance level?", "Are you a murderer? Why are you trying to choke your lovely boobs and stress me in the process?"

A lot of bras would go on strike just because they are feeling unjustly dealt with. They would scream "No more stress" in the streets with placards showing their discontent as well.

For those with smaller boobs that want to wear a bra by all means to deceive people that they got it... I am sure the bra would not be happy and would say something like this:

"What you have is small, who are you deceiving?", "You know you don't need to use me, right? There is nothing I am supporting here and I am just confusing people", "You know this is why they made 'tube' for people like you, right?", "I haven't felt so underused in my life"

A bra is supposed to be a support system for ladies and not something to be overused, stressed and underused. If the bra could speak, the bra would scream "wash me" or "stop choking my twins' friends" for those who take too long to wash their bras and they use it multiple times before they wash them. "I feel so dirty, can you please wash me?" That's what some people would hear their bra say.

Just as we used to say that we need to brush our teeth to keep others alive (so that when we speak we won't use the odour to chase people away) in the same way the bra would say "wash me, at least for the sake of the twins and the guy that wants to plough the field." Okay, I rest my case and support for the bra.

I was designed to be a support

Allow me to do my job with no stress

Let me give my support without being under duress

I've been designed to accommodate all kinds

I don't understand why they won't let me do my job with ease

Help me to help you, it doesn't have to be this hard

Let me give the support I should give, I don't need support in giving mine

I read so many entries on shoes and so many others that others came up with and I found them so cool and interesting too. So, what inanimate object would you love to speak about? Which one would you enjoy listening to and what would you imagine that object saying? I can't wait to read yours.

Thank you for your time.

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