If I found a dead body in a hotel room...

June 28, 2022

Lovely day read fam! It's almost hump day and I love it when we are close to the weekend. Can you believe it? We are halfway through the year. Here we are, alive and kicking. Free from the past worries and occupied with today's challenges. lol.

I bumped into the @Theblackdoll post many days ago but I wasn't able to participate and submit my entry immediately as I'm preoccupied with other matters. I saved it for future use instead and the future is now. Dolly, please allow me to borrow these questions.

What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room?

If I find a dead body in a hotel room. My initial reaction includes closing my eyes and setting my gaze on a different view. I wouldn't go near it not touch it. I would run if ever I won't pass out.

Which one would you prefer: have no nose but have really good smelling fingers or be blind but have a really nice smell?

I wouldn't want to miss out on the beauty and wonders of the world and people. So I would rather have no nose but good-smelling fingers. I wouldn't be able to manage it if all I see is darkness.

Have you ever attempted to swallow toothpaste?

Maybe when I was younger. But when I gained consciousness, I have never tried swallowing toothpaste. I have melted a small portion on my tongue just to taste it but I never swallowed it.

If you punch yourself in the face and it hurts, are you weak or strong?

If it hurts then I'm strong. If I cry then I'm weak. If I did it out of frustration then I'm weak.

What do you usually think about when you are in the toilet?

When I'm in the toilet, I think about the things that I have to do after. I want to do it quickly so I wouldn't be late on my next agenda.

When you know the battery is dead, why do you press harder on the remote control?

Just to double-check whether the battery is really dead. We also do it in the hopes that there is some power residue left in the keys that might make the remote control work.

Which side of the armrest is really yours at a movie theater?

I've never been to a movie theater. But I'm a right-handed person so most probably I'll have the right armrest.

How would you know if someone has manipulated your memory?

I wouldn't know.

If I'm dead and someone has manipulated my memory, I would know if my soul would keep on searching here on Earth. Maybe the soul can eavesdrop and spy on people who hate me.

Is it weird to enjoy the smell of your fart?

Yes, absolutely. I don't know how other people enjoy the smell of their farts. It's disgusting for me and it is even gross when other people let you smell their fart and take it as a joke.

That's about it, friends. Thanks, Dolly for saving me today. I enjoyed answering random questions that aren't all asking for fixed personal details, just mere opinions.

Enjoy the rest of the day!