My "Would You Rather" - Smartass Article

Alright, alright. I know humans are social creatures. So let's try to appear almost human and participate in this "challenge" in which I was tagged by @bmjc98. 😬

I didn't know where to get the questions from, so I answered the same questions that bmjc98 answered plus the ones which @CrazyRichFilipina answered. She is the person who tagged @bmjc98. 💪

However, I will add my own twist to this challenge and make it a smartass edition. 😅

You're welcome. 🙈

So every question is a "would you rather" question. Here we go!

@CrazyRichFilipina 's questions

Continue with your life / Restart your life

I would rather restart my life - with all the knowledge I already have accumulated. 😉

Lose your sight / Lose your memories

I would rather lose my memories. Think about it: How many people need therapy because of their memories. If every person on earth loses their memories, all therapists will lose their jobs. 😅

Have a pause button / Rewind button

Have a pause button and use it whenever I want to have some piece and quiet. Trust me, the button would be used a lot - especially when I'm sleeping.

Die in 20 years with no regrets / Live to 100 with regrets

I have made this decision already and I'm going for 100 - all the while hoping that anti-aging research will make significant improvements in the meantime. 💪

Experience the start of Earth / Experience the end of Earth

It would be quite boring to experience the start of the earth - because the internet wasn't around back then. 😅🙈

Therefore, I would rather experience the end - but I would use my pause button just when it becomes evident that the end is inevitable. 😉

Know how you die / Know when you die

Know when I die. Until then, I could do whatever I want without dying. 😉

Hard Edition

Hunt & butcher your own meat / Never eat meat again

If I choose the second option, I could never eat meat ever again - no matter what I do. And if I choose the first option, then eating meat is still an option. If I decide that I cannot hunt and butcher an animal, then choosing the first option is practically the same as the second, but theoretically, I could still change my mind. As I'm going for 100 years, possibly more, I should choose the option which keeps the most options open. 😉

Be famous / Be rich

If you're famous, you can turn it into becoming rich. However, being famous can be quite annoying when you can't go anywhere without being recognised and bothered.

If you're rich, you can turn it into becoming famous, but you don't have to. Therefore, I'm choosing this option.

Give up mobile for a month / Give up bathing for a month

Give up bathing for a month. I have not taken a bath in a decade anyway. I shower, though. 😂

Travel everywhere for free / Eat everywhere for free

Definitely eat everywhere for free.

@bmjc98's 10 Would You Rather: Ridiculous Questions Edition.

Would you rather eat chocolate-flavored shit or shit-flavored chocolate?

The chocolate, of course. Maybe shit doesn't taste that bad. Who knows? I certainly don't.

The smell is usually what keeps us away from it, because evolution figured out that's healthier. And by that I mean that those humans who were not disgusted by it, probably died, because eating shit killed them - or because other humans killed them for it. Either way, the chocolate is the better choice. You can hold your nose and the smell and taste will be numbed a lot.

Or I would just use my "eat everywhere for free" superpower. 😉

Would you rather have sex with a hideously ugly person or a handsome, fresh corpse?

I doubt any of these options would even be physically possible to be honest. 🙈

If you could reincarnate yourself, would you rather come back as a human or an animal?

Humans are animals...

So, I would just choose both. 😏

Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with the person you hate the most?

With the person I hate. Maybe the extreme condition would help us work together. If not, at least I would have an emergency source of protein. ☠️

Would you rather lick someone's armpit or have someone else lick your armpit?

I would be licked as the other option is disgusting. 😂

Would you rather never leave the country or leave and never come back?

Definitely the second option. I'm considering it anyway...

Would you rather fart every time you laugh or burp every time you cry?

The second option. I never cry anyway. 😂

Would you rather be just friends with someone you love or marry someone you hate?

I would marry a very rich person I hate and divorce her immediately to get my payout. 😅

Would you rather know what your pets think of you or never hear them speak?

I have chosen the second option by not having any pets. And technically also the first option. 😁

Conclusion

Alright, I doubt I have gained many sympathy points by making a smartass version of this challenge - but now it's too late! 🙈 It seemed like a good idea at the time. And turned out it's not - so joke's on me. 😂🙈

And of course, I have to nominate some new victims: @BSzandra and @tired_momma, you guys are next! 😁