Alright, alright. I know humans are social creatures. So let's try to appear almost human and participate in this "challenge" in which I was tagged by @bmjc98. 😬
I didn't know where to get the questions from, so I answered the same questions that bmjc98 answered plus the ones which @CrazyRichFilipina answered. She is the person who tagged @bmjc98. 💪
However, I will add my own twist to this challenge and make it a smartass edition. 😅
You're welcome. 🙈
So every question is a "would you rather" question. Here we go!
I would rather restart my life - with all the knowledge I already have accumulated. 😉
I would rather lose my memories. Think about it: How many people need therapy because of their memories. If every person on earth loses their memories, all therapists will lose their jobs. 😅
Have a pause button and use it whenever I want to have some piece and quiet. Trust me, the button would be used a lot - especially when I'm sleeping.
I have made this decision already and I'm going for 100 - all the while hoping that anti-aging research will make significant improvements in the meantime. 💪
It would be quite boring to experience the start of the earth - because the internet wasn't around back then. 😅🙈
Therefore, I would rather experience the end - but I would use my pause button just when it becomes evident that the end is inevitable. 😉
Know when I die. Until then, I could do whatever I want without dying. 😉
If I choose the second option, I could never eat meat ever again - no matter what I do. And if I choose the first option, then eating meat is still an option. If I decide that I cannot hunt and butcher an animal, then choosing the first option is practically the same as the second, but theoretically, I could still change my mind. As I'm going for 100 years, possibly more, I should choose the option which keeps the most options open. 😉
If you're famous, you can turn it into becoming rich. However, being famous can be quite annoying when you can't go anywhere without being recognised and bothered.
If you're rich, you can turn it into becoming famous, but you don't have to. Therefore, I'm choosing this option.
Give up bathing for a month. I have not taken a bath in a decade anyway. I shower, though. 😂
Definitely eat everywhere for free.
The chocolate, of course. Maybe shit doesn't taste that bad. Who knows? I certainly don't.
The smell is usually what keeps us away from it, because evolution figured out that's healthier. And by that I mean that those humans who were not disgusted by it, probably died, because eating shit killed them - or because other humans killed them for it. Either way, the chocolate is the better choice. You can hold your nose and the smell and taste will be numbed a lot.
Or I would just use my "eat everywhere for free" superpower. 😉
I doubt any of these options would even be physically possible to be honest. 🙈
Humans are animals...
So, I would just choose both. 😏
With the person I hate. Maybe the extreme condition would help us work together. If not, at least I would have an emergency source of protein. ☠️
I would be licked as the other option is disgusting. 😂
Definitely the second option. I'm considering it anyway...
The second option. I never cry anyway. 😂
I would marry a very rich person I hate and divorce her immediately to get my payout. 😅
I have chosen the second option by not having any pets. And technically also the first option. 😁
Alright, I doubt I have gained many sympathy points by making a smartass version of this challenge - but now it's too late! 🙈 It seemed like a good idea at the time. And turned out it's not - so joke's on me. 😂🙈
And of course, I have to nominate some new victims: @BSzandra and @tired_momma, you guys are next! 😁