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Topics: Fantasy, Writings, Prompt

Good day everyone

Today is surely another beautiful day on the earth's surface. Another day to wake up and give thanks to the Almighty God that created life. We appreciate our existence. Thank you, God, for the mercy and blessings upon us.

Yeah, today is another Monday again. Hahaha. Mondays are always busy and tiresome. After the great weekends of relaxation, it runs to resume duty again. Hahaha.

We are left with no option as we continue to count our days and keep living the best out of them. Just in the blink of an eye, the weekend would approach us again. So we just have to make sure we are happy always and love what we do.

I have been reading articles on the word prompt “If I were” by @JonicaBradley and I have seen people turn into many things 😂. But I haven’t seen someone turn into slippers or shoes. Some wish to turn into sun, stars, rain, and all sorts. Good, so here I come with my imaginations.

If I were to be a woman

Hmm. I am a man with due respect and I am proud to be one. But if I were to be a woman. 😂

Most times I do imagine why women always play hard on men to get, actually not their fault because they found themselves a woman. If I were a woman I would have a dairy book where I would keep a record of men I broke their hearts because men are wicked. Most of them are playboys taking women for granted 😂

If I were a woman too, I would make sure to remain beautiful without makeup. I think my natural beauty is okay for me because I don’t know why women nowadays would always have to stick paints on their faces so they can look beautiful which they aren’t.

Lastly, if I were a married woman and pregnant. I would take that pregnancy period and make sure my husband and I are into the pregnancy stuff together. I would crave for him to cook burnt Rice and drink hot water every day. He must eat it with me and nothing else. He would always carry me to bed at night and wake me up in the morning before he went and cooked. At least for that 9 months, I should enjoy myself.

If I were to be a mosquito

If I were to be a mosquito. I don’t know why mosquitoes are so daft and dumpy. I would go to the market and buy some armor and also build an insecticide-proof castle inside the house. So when others are invading during the night and get killed I would invade during the day. I would not bite women but rather feed on men because when they sleep they barely kill mosquitoes compared to women who would kill the hell out of them. Then I would create a tutorial on how other mosquitoes can survive humanity's attack and gradually we become the mosquitoes empire.

If I were to be a doctor

A doctor? If I were to be one, I would specialize in injections. Injecting people would be my specialization. I remember when I visited a hospital and I was asked to be tested. The nurse injected the hell out of my arms, everything became red and swollen. My friend started calling me basket body.

I won’t inject men. Why should I inject men? When I know their buttocks are as strong as a rock and could break a needle. I would specialize in injecting women 😂 😂.

If I were to be a chicken

I would make sure I am a cock. Haha. Imagine how those cock do enjoy their lives. They won’t have to lay eggs or brood on eggs inside the sun and rain. They won’t have to suffer from an eagle's attack while watching over the chicks and they are at advantage to pick any hen whenever they want.

I would run far away to where there are hens alone and no cocks around. I would take dominance and become the cock of the street

But if I discovered I am getting older and might get killed. I would reduce my comb and wattle and start to move around like a hen. But still, act like a cock.

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Ahahaha, I don't wish you to be a woman then, you will destroy our reputation with your plan of breaking the hearts of men, lol! You seem to be biased with your own gender, imagine biting men if you were a mosquito haha.

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1 month ago

😂 😂 😂. Not really biased. I am choosing what’s best for my self. I know how mosquitoes 🦟 sucks on my roomie when he is asleep. He won’t even bother shaking. 😂

And I know how my mum deals with them..

No worries ma’am. I am not going to put your reputation at stake. Just some lessons for the men out there lol 😂

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1 month ago

This cracks me up, you got me to laugh at the time of the day.

I am a specialist at killing mosquitoes and you won't last 1sec if I smash you with my big palm, for the injection part is cool. I guess you just want to touch the ladies buttocks, that's not professional 🤣

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1 month ago

😂 😂 😂 did you read that I wan to be touching anything from the article?? I never said so ooo 😂 😂

And I hope my hand won’t injure you. Because I think you forgot I already got armored

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1 month ago

Hahahaha...I enjoyed reading your wishes to be a doctor, woman,mosquito and chicken. Hahahaha you should must make a tutorial for mosquitoes.

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1 month ago

Hahahaha. Lol 😂 😂

No worries I won’t come visiting you.

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1 month ago

Funny mosquito there 🤣 how can you even buy .. Hooman will gonna slap you once you go near them 🤣

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1 month ago

😂 😂 😂. That’s why I bought my armor 😂

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1 month ago

I can't help smiling while reading the part, if you were a mosquito. 😁😁

Thanks for this, I am having fun while reading this article of yours.

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1 month ago

Hahaha. Always welcomed to read. And my pleasure. Thanks for stopping by

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1 month ago

You're welcome :)

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1 month ago

🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂 mosquito? Really? If only mosquitoes can pass more deadly diseases then I would gladly visit Abuja and deal with all our senators or let me say in general, politicians.

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1 month ago

😂 😂 😂. Are you sure you would be able to pass through their security system? 😂

But I hope it could be possible they deserve some bite 😂

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1 month ago

Hahahaha they can't stop this mosquito...

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1 month ago

Hahahah. 😂 😂 😂. A mosquito 🦟 with vengeance energy

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1 month ago

Exactly... Can't be stopped 😂🤣

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