Hello my good people of read hope you're doing great. Take care of yourselves in this period of covid.
Today, I answer an important question, and I'll do so in the shortest curtest answer. Does God exist? Yes he does. Who do you think created coca cola!
Yes guys I believe there is a God, and he's nice, and wanted to solve all our problems in one go, and voila! Coca cola!
Coke, to the best of my knowledge is the solution to all problems, and the ancient Olympians that used to take the drink must have felt bad hoarding all that knowledge, and a century or so ago decided to finally release the secret to the world. This my friends, is the gospel of coca cola, and you owe it to those you live to preach it to them.
*Now, to drink or not to drink*
I believe you know my answer by now. Obviously, you have to drink.
I don't need to defend myself much but I will.
First, how can the gods give you a one size fits all solution to all of life's problems and you question using such a panacea?
Second, you may have heard blasphemous comments about coca cola, like "coca cola causes diabetes". My good friends, it is a lie. Think about it this way. In Christianity for example, it is believed that the devil doesn't want people to know about God. That's the same way it is with coca cola. Fundamental and supernatural forces of the universe that are dark in nature don't want people to experience true joy, so they spread rumors amongst the elite. "coca cola gives back pain" "coca cola increases your sugar level", "coca cola is going to kill you". Lies I tell you, lies!!!
I'll have you know that at my level of drinking, these days, when I pick up a bottle, I feel nothing but joy. I experience in one moment of exhilaration the joy of all those who have drunk before me - coupled with the joy of all those who lift a bottle in holy coca cola worship in the moment -, now, that's pure joy.
So brethren, anytime you take a drink, you must think about the property you need from it to draw out the ancient powers of the very same gods that have this drink to us. For example, if you want to cure diabetes, you hold a bottle think "healing" and you down the holy concentrate without a single care in the world.
You shouldn't have any doubts because in all religions, doubt kills faith.
If you have any questions about coca cola and it's healing properties, you can always ask me because I can say without a doubt that while I'm yet to get absolute enlightenment, I have received more revelation of coca cola than anyone I've ever met, and I owe it to society to definitely share from what I've learnt.
Thanks for always reading and supporting guys. You're awesome!!!!