A List Of The Major Nigerian Tribes And How To Identify Them

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Today, I'll be telling you of the only three tribes you need to know anything about to be a master of Nigerian culture like me. I'm a master of almost every culture in the world because I'm the number one citizen of the world. In fact, there are some cultures I don't know anything about and those are the cultures that don't exist. (:

Now before we go into this ultimate guide to Nigerian culture or Nigeria for dummies -or whatever you want to call this absolute master class- there are somethings you need to know. First, you'll get better with time at identifying them with time, but you'll never be as good as me. Next, there'll be a lot of people that'll disagree with me, but when you meet them, tell them to shut their faces because you received tutorials from the one who Google goes to when there's something it doesn't know. Now, before I start bragging, let's get to it.

1 Igbo tribe

There's one easy way to identify them. Anyone you see that's fair skinned is igbo. Anyone that's very fair skinned is very igbo. There are a few exceptions but if I decided to state the rules that will help you know them... Well, let's just say it's easier to make all the petite that aren't fair skinned and igbo! Now thanks to me, when you come to Nigeria, you know instantly where one third of the people fall. My tutorials are accurate and even easy! Don't you wish I were you math teacher!!!

2 Yoruba tribe

This one is a little tricky. But I'll simplify it for you my friends. When you see a non igbo guy that easily scares then you have a yoruba person. For example, if you enter a room and say "I'll slap you", the farthest people from you are likely to be yoruba people. Other things you'll use to identify them are: they aren't as good at business as the igbo people, and they aren't as dark as the hausa people.

3 Hausa tribe

These are the courageous ones. If you don't want a heart attack, don't let a Hausa man drive you on a bike (or even a bicycle for that matter!!!). They are the darkest of them all. Also, they have better business sense than the yorubas. I guess a sense of self preservation is the best thing about yorubas. Also, they are they must educated ones.

Guys and girls, feel free to say thank you in the comments. You now know all -and I mean all-there is too know about a whole country! You can also ask me any thing that's not clear in the comments.

Thanks for always reading my articles and commenting. You guys are awesome!