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A List Of The Major Nigerian Tribes And How To Identify Them

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1 year ago
Topics: Comedy, History, People

Hello guys. Thanks for the support I've received from you in the past few days. I'm really grateful. I read a friend's article and it was doing something I hated and trying to be suspenseful, so I did the proper thing and skipped to the end to find out what was really going on. Then I proceeded to enjoy her nice style of writing. I'm talking about @Daria and get post called "alarmed" I think. That's her yesterday's post. Things like that really make me happy. You know, getting a chance to make things right by fixing what's wrong with things. Guys, if you're familiar with my articles now, then you'll know this is me giving you an absolute approach to life again and telling you what the absolute right thing to do is in a given situation. Now my friends, next time you're reading one of these thrillers -eg anything that has the name Dan Brown on the author's spot-, just do the proper thing and go to the end of the novel and see what's happening a bit. Check what characters are mentioned and see if they survive or are wounded or are dead. This way, you save yourself from heart attacks like my friend Daria would have given me had I not known what to do. When you're following a series and there's a new episode out, do the proper thing and go online to look for spoilers because spoilers rock and suspense sucks. That's your take away from your favorite life coach -me - today. You're welcome by the way.

Today, I'll be telling you of the only three tribes you need to know anything about to be a master of Nigerian culture like me. I'm a master of almost every culture in the world because I'm the number one citizen of the world. In fact, there are some cultures I don't know anything about and those are the cultures that don't exist. (:

Now before we go into this ultimate guide to Nigerian culture or Nigeria for dummies -or whatever you want to call this absolute master class- there are somethings you need to know. First, you'll get better with time at identifying them with time, but you'll never be as good as me. Next, there'll be a lot of people that'll disagree with me, but when you meet them, tell them to shut their faces because you received tutorials from the one who Google goes to when there's something it doesn't know. Now, before I start bragging, let's get to it.

1 Igbo tribe

There's one easy way to identify them. Anyone you see that's fair skinned is igbo. Anyone that's very fair skinned is very igbo. There are a few exceptions but if I decided to state the rules that will help you know them... Well, let's just say it's easier to make all the petite that aren't fair skinned and igbo! Now thanks to me, when you come to Nigeria, you know instantly where one third of the people fall. My tutorials are accurate and even easy! Don't you wish I were you math teacher!!!

2 Yoruba tribe

This one is a little tricky. But I'll simplify it for you my friends. When you see a non igbo guy that easily scares then you have a yoruba person. For example, if you enter a room and say "I'll slap you", the farthest people from you are likely to be yoruba people. Other things you'll use to identify them are: they aren't as good at business as the igbo people, and they aren't as dark as the hausa people.

3 Hausa tribe

These are the courageous ones. If you don't want a heart attack, don't let a Hausa man drive you on a bike (or even a bicycle for that matter!!!). They are the darkest of them all. Also, they have better business sense than the yorubas. I guess a sense of self preservation is the best thing about yorubas. Also, they are they must educated ones.

Guys and girls, feel free to say thank you in the comments. You now know all -and I mean all-there is too know about a whole country! You can also ask me any thing that's not clear in the comments.

Thanks for always reading my articles and commenting. You guys are awesome!

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I belong to the Edo tribe. You could always identify our people by our beauty. ☺

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1 year ago

If you ask me,,, you don't need to differentiate edo from igbo... Lol...

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1 year ago

Oh, I haven't seen these people hope you had a picture of them. It's still informative, thanks bro

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1 year ago

Lol... It is just humorous... There are so many color ranges between each tribes and there are more tribes (over 250)... I was just joking mostly... Thanks for reading my friend... Cheers...

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1 year ago

It's a big tutorial for me. Because I have no such knowledge about the Nigerian tribes. So it's help me to know them.

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1 year ago

Thanks for reading Maze... I hope to come visit the philippines one day...I hope you and lucifer would give me a tour... (:

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1 year ago

OMG! I was holding my laughter untill I got to the HAUSA people. I used to wonder if there scared of death or accident at all. Their driving skills is second to none

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1 year ago

Lol... You sound like you've experienced it before... Are you on the north???

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Lol... I'm in South. I experienced it when I travelled to Lagos, the hausa man that carried me on his bike was flying over gallops, not minding if I'm still on his bike or north.🤣

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1 year ago

Lol... I'm in Ogun state,,, and they take m drive me ask the time... It's a constant battle for survival!!!!

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1 year ago

🤣 I should give you a proper tutorial on how to read a story. Your readers should have learnt to always follow the opposite of your advices lol. And how is this your method of recognising a tribe? Haha, people might think you're serious 😂😂

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1 year ago

What do you mean opposite advice??? Like eat rice and break spaghetti??? You're really funny my friend!!!! People always take me serious because I give so useful and accurate information... You may want to join them off you want to ever be as knowledgeable as me... (;

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1 year ago

🤣 🤣

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1 year ago

Dear Lucifan, thank you for giving so many good and useful explanations about the Nigerian tribes, I love the way you write, you always bring smile to my face, you teach everything very well. 👌

At the same time, spoilers of movies and books take us away from the motivation and excitement of seeing and reading it... 🙄

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Thanks for always reading my friend Ellen... I'm mostly just joking though... I'm not a serious person at all!!!! Please don't follow the things I say... I'm telling you this sorry because I really like you and want you to be happy... Eat rice as much as you want,,, break your spaghetti of it makes you happy,,, and just don't die of heart attacks if you don't skip to the end of the movie!!! (: Thanks for your support my friend Ellen... You're most awesome!!!

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