A List Of My Favorite Food And Some Recipes

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These are the angels watching after me here. I hope you know I'm really grateful. Thanks for you guidance and kindness. I love you all.

Today, I'll be doing more of the same. Just making a list. I'm going to tell you some of my favorite food and how to cook them. I'm Nigerian, so some of my ways may seem strange to you. Plus I'm not particularly a good cook. That being said, let's get to it.

1) Spaghetti

I used to joke as a child that I lived spaghetti because it made people tall (as against rice which I hate with passion). I've always loved spaghetti for some weird reason. I think the most reasonable explanation I've gone up with is that it was unavailable to me in my past life (I'm not joking, this is as reasonable as my explanation gets). Now to cooking it. Before I tell you how to cook it, I'll tell you how not to cook it based on stuff I've tried before.

I)

Don't add sugar. Don't do this please. Sugar is good, and I'm usually pro sugar despite what the doctors say, but please don't ask it to spaghetti!!! It just doesn't work. Why it doesn't work? I guess there's such a thing as too much of a good thing. I mean... Do the math. Spaghetti is a good thing, sugar is another good thing. Add them together, and wet have too (two) much of a good thing!!! I tried it, and the taste reminded me of when I added sugar to water and dipped bread in it and ate that...!!!

II)

Don't let it be too hard or too soft. Naturally, I hate soft food. I then decided at some point to eat spaghetti when it was half done. It kept sticking to my teeth and gums. Only strong undying love for spaghetti kept me in the right path (the path that eats spaghetti no matter what). If it's too soft, that's another disaster on it's own. Please don't do this except you have some health issue that requires you to (maybe something along the lines of tooth problems).

III)

DON'T boil unwashed eggs with spaghetti. I used to do this all the time until I found something that looked like excrement and feathers on the eggs' shells one day. It then made sense to me that my mum was always fastidious about washing her eggs first. I'm extremely lazy, but never again would I put unwashed eggs in my spaghetti!

Iv)

Don't use a small pot to cook spaghetti. This is the worst idea you can ever come up with. Spaghetti is sweeter when it's long. If you use a small pot, you may not cook the upper part as well as the lower part. This is a well known fact, but you'd be surprised how many people get tempted. Some people even break the spaghetti just to be able to accomplish this, but then you kill the joy of spaghetti as everyone knows sucking the spaghetti from the fork periodically, gives indescribable, and otherworldly joy. This takes me directly to my next point.

V)

DON'T BREAK SPAGHETTI

Left to me, this should be somewhere in the bible. Why would you do something so atrocious? Why not just eat rice? Why would you be so destructive and destroy spaghetti for fun loving people like me? I savor every moment with those beautiful long strands. I find it inhumane that someone would want to take that from me. Please whatever other rule you break, don't break this one (and maybe the first and second too). The little pleasures of life matter, but so do big ones like this too!

VI)

Spaghetti has a standard shape, height, and diameter, do not be deceived! If someone sells something that is tinier than what you're used to, don't buy it. Or better still, do the world a favor by buying it, and burning it!!! Spaghetini is not so m the same thing as spaghetti! They don't even taste alike! Anything different from the standard spaghetti is an SSO (Spaghetti shaped object). And that's a lot like impersonation. You shouldn't support address like that. People who make those things could take your baby from you and give you a statue! Don't support them by buying their products!!! Choose to starve instead and nature would bless you for it...!!!

Thanks for reading guys! I'm mostly joking about the hilarious things I said here... ... ... Or am I? (Muah hahahaha)