Very awkward question and answer challenge

Whenever you see me making a random article, just know that our not-so-friendly neighborhood writer's block had visited me and I needed rescuing 😆 I have a couple of random articles saved up in my bookmark but this one by @theblackdoll (see it here) is the craziest of them all and I deemed it worthy of today's random article, so let's get started 😉

What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room?

I come from a country with a very lousy justice system where innocent people end up paying for crimes they didn't commit. If I check into a hotel room and found a dead body, I will first alert the hotel staff and then I will get lost immediately before the police come around.

If you decide to stick around and wait for the police, there's a possibility that they will pin the whole thing on you if they can't find a suspect, especially if the dead person is very prominent in society. So, it's better to be safe than sorry and I will just run as fast as my leg can carry me 😆

Which one would you prefer: have no nose but have really good smelling fingers or be blind but have a really nice smile?

This question is very cruel 😂 on one part I will end up looking very abnormal while the other part would mean I won't be able to see how beautiful the world is anymore. Thinking about it now gave me an answer: goodbye nose! 😅

Do you think if anything is possible, it’s still possible for anything to be impossible?

This is a head-splitting paradox, who even came up with these questions? 😂 To answer the question; yes, I do think if anything is possible then it's possible for anything to be possible, there's a possibility in impossible (I don't even know what this means but it sounds nice)

Have you ever attempted to swallow toothpaste?

Didn't we all do this when we were kids? The toothpaste we used back then was multicolored (red, white, and blue) and it looks a lot like ice cream, so don't judge me for having a taste or two or hundred 😂

If you punch yourself in the face and it hurts, are you weak or strong?

Is there a scenario where a punch to the face won't hurt? (Unless you're superman or something). Just merely thinking about it is already making my whole face red in pain, please I am weak 😆

If you had the chance to invent a country, what would you name it?

Zeenation 😎 please tell me that doesn't sound badass

What do you usually think about while you are on the toilet?

• Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is close to Monday?

• Is the S or the C silent in "scent"?

• What if there is another you in another dimension and your dreams are you seeing what your other self is doing

And this is the reason why I always carry my phone when going to the toilet, to stop myself from thinking about crazy questions like the ones above 😂

Why do you think are manholes round?

manHOLES, aren't holes supposed to be round?

When you know the battery is dead, why do you press harder on the remote control?

Oh no we don't press harder, in my country we slap the remote control 😂 African parents believe slaps can fix anything, so they passed that down to the younger generation, and whenever the remote control isn't working, we slap it back to consciousness.

Which side of the armrest is really yours at a movie theater?

Definitely the right side. I tend to lean more to the right whenever I am sitting, it's a position I find more comfortable than leaning to the left

How would you know if someone has manipulated your memory?

If I suddenly wake up one day, keep my phone at home, and spend the whole day outdoor doing one rigorous activity or the other 😆 my family will definitely think I have been bewitched or something, coz they know I don't easily let go of my phone for anything 😁

Is it weird to enjoy the smell of your own fart?

Oh please, I don't enjoy it but sometimes I do take a whiff to test the power level of the fart so I can figure out if it will cause nosebleeds and brain damage to the people around me 😂

Which of the teachers would you prefer to have if you were a Hogwarts student?

I will go with Alastor "mad eye" moody, the defense against the dark arts teacher at one point in Hogwarts, I find him very funny and he is very good when it comes to a fight.

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This has got to be the best question and answer challenge I have come across on this platform, the answers to each question just flowed easily and I was having lots of fun with them. I encourage y'all to take part in this as well or you can just save it for the day you get hit by writer's block

Thanks for reading 💖💖💖

Saturday June 18, 2022