If I were a god

Holla ladies and gentlemen of read.cash, how was your day? This platform has gotten much more lively ever since the return of rusty, this goes to show that he is the most important thing here.

I have missed a couple of days of writing articles and that's mostly because of my very busy schedule in school, but I just imagined; what if I were a god?

Allow me to officially welcome you to my entry for the prompt by @JonicaBradley. I laughed so hard after reading her article about being a dragon (read it here) and I knew I had to do mine.

A god!

Standing over 150ft tall with a huge sword on my right hand and a shield of BCH on the left, say hello to the latest member of the gods of Olympus; kushyzee, the god of bitcoin cash

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I'm not going to be living on the mountain like the other gods, I will drop down to earth and live with humans. It's a good thing I can shrink my size to around 6ft, it won't be cool to be walking around as a giant.

Certainly, I will have followers and I will commission them to build temples for me all over the world, where they will offer daily offerings to me.

When I'm talking about offerings, I mean barbecued beef, fried chicken and turkey, assorted wine (non-alcoholic please, I wouldn't want to end up setting the entire region on fire when drunk), lots of fruits, and other good foods.

I will become invisible and consume the entire food right before their eyes, but I will leave some for my high priest; I'm not a selfish god 😉 In exchange for the offerings, I will be sending them weekly BCH to their wallets.

I will register on read.cash and start grinding. I have the power to influence the bot known as rusty to give me lots of BCH, but why will I do that when I already have billions of dollars of it?

Yes, I will come in with some of my own BCH and tremendously bless some persons here from time to time, especially my sponsors 😉

I learned there's already a god here known as MarcDeMesel but it wouldn't hurt to have another one, right?

I will write articles about my adventure as a god and I will call it fictional writing 😆. You might be wondering if I will have the time to grind on readcash, hello, I have the power to make clones! I will split myself into 10 and have one of them working on this platform 24/7.

Good thing I'm a god and I don't have any need for sleep, so I'm going to be here every single time. I will have one of my clones pay surprise visits to some amazing persons here (I wouldn't want to mention their names, it will ruin the surprise 😉).

I'm going to be chilling in the Philippines around this period, I heard they have the longest Christmas season in the world and I would love to see the way they celebrate. Covid-19 is going to be a problem? Don't worry, I know the evil god that is causing it and I will take care of him.

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I will be able to transfer money to anyone that needs it with the snap of my fingers, but you will have to receive it as BCH. I'm going to set up huge businesses and companies around the world which I will mandate to only accept BCH.

I can easily increase the price of BCH with just my thoughts, but I like leaving things to just play out in their own way so I won't be doing that. But who knows, I might just pump the price to some extent before December 😉

I still have limited powers and I won't be able to heal the sick or perform great miracles, those are under the jurisdiction of my father in heaven, the almighty God. But as long as it is something that has to do with BCH, I can pull it off

Closing thoughts

 Phew! I think I should drop my pen here. One problem I will have with being a god would be the immortality attached to it; would you like to live forever? It will get really lonely at one point.

Y'all are invited to also take part in this prompt, I have seen some entries from FarmGirl (read here), Princessbusayo (here), and Jane (here). To be a part of it, you just have to follow the rules.

Thank God tomorrow is Saturday and I can finally take a little break from school 😩 I have been seriously stressed this week, jumping from one project to the other and it looks like next week might be even worse. How dare they stress a god this way? 😤

Thanks for reading 💗💗💗

October 8th, 2021