Immortality now and forever

It’s a new month and almost everyone on this platform is talking about their achievement for the month of august, I feel left out and jealous cos’ I’m new here and I don’t have much achievements to show off. Anyway I do hope this new month favors me and gives me major achievements which I’d be confident to talk about.

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Woke up this morning and felt like beginning the new month with a little fun, so  I decided I wanna do my own version of the slam book challenge based on @ARTicLEE's post titled “12 things of things of this and that, then and now”. This challenge consists of 12 random questions which I’m not going to take seriously.

Feel free to try out this challenge, let’s see how awesome or weird you really are. If you wanna join in the fun  Here is the original post.

Here we go!

Three meals I would have before heading to the international space station

I’m simply gonna go with my favorite food; Rice, Bread and fried egg, then Noodles and fried egg. I’ve got no idea how long I’m gonna be in the space station so I gotta savor every last moment with my favorite food. I really hope my weird obsession with fried egg isn’t gonna put me in trouble one day. Whoever I’m getting married to must be able to fry egg or no marriage….Haha.

The section of the newspaper I’d like to be

I know absolutely nothing about newspapers apart from the fact that they can be extremely boring, I’ve got no idea what kind of sections they have cos’ everything is classified as the boring section to me lol. I’d like to be in the anime review section if that ever exists.

I think I gotta take this seriously, I will like to be in the lifestyle section. I’ve got a really weird lifestyle which I’d like to share to the world; sleep all through the day and be Batman at night (I know it’s funny, you should laugh).

Immortality now and forever

If I were immortal I’d choose to stop growing at age 25, at this age I’d be at the highest degree of my awesomeness and will remain like that for eternity. Every lady will come after me, they’d literally be tripping over each other to get to me cos’ I’d basically be a god. They say knowledge is power but I’d say power is power. Lol. Trust me I’m not weird.

If I were in the Olympic

Hold it right there! I don’t see myself ever going to the Olympic cos’ I don’t do sports and I’d never do sports. Sport isn’t one of the many things I wanna do, It’s more like my greatest weakness. If having a good memory was a sport then maybe I’d have a chance at the Olympics. I’m interested in swimming though, maybe @CoquiCoin will show me how.

I’d be a fire-god in the stone-age

If I could go back in time to live the rest of my life, I’d go to the stone-age. First of all I don’t believe in the stone-age theory but if it actually exists then I’d pack enough gas lighters, match sticks and fireworks. I’d literally be a fire-god, I'd make them worship me with all their might while making them believe I came from the sky and confuse them with Quantum mechanics. They’d do whatever I ask without argument because I’m their creator (evil laughter). I’d go with @dziefem, she’s gonna be my right hand person. I know Dziefem will break my head if she sees this, we’ve had this conversation earlier, she said no. @ExpertWritter wouldn't go either, she refused to teach me Tagalog..... two ladies told me "NO" in one day. LOL.

I’d create a transmooker device if time and money isn’t a barrier

Have you seen the movie spy kids? I got the “transmooker device” terminology from watching the movie while growing up. The transmooker device is a modern technology that is capable of stopping every electrical or electronic device on the planet from functioning by simply pressing a button. I’d create this fictional device if I had the money and all the time in the world. Do not laugh at me.

Bucket list here I come

I’d prefer to skip the bucket list question cos’ it’s the most complicated thing ever. No one in the history of bucket lists has ever completed one. Has @FarmGirl ever crossed out her entire bucket list?

The most surprising scientific discovery

For me the most surprising discovery would be the discovery of a means to bring back the dead without the consequence of accidentally creating a zombie apocalypse.

Good witch or bad witch

Straight answer, I’m not a witch- I’m Batman.

Quantum mechanics all day

If I had to teach a class just one thing, it’s definitely going to be Quantum mechanics. It’s my favorite part of Physics aside cosmology and astronomy. Quick note; cosmology and astronomy are two different things, I’d rather not go there.

I’m skipping question 11; I don’t wanna think about it because I’m immortal so it doesn’t apply to me.

Star wars: complete vehicles, and Army of the dead

I flipped through the pages of “star wars: complete vehicles” just two days back, I’ve had this book since 2019 as a die-hard star wars fan and I’d recommend you read it if you’re a real fan of the franchise. It contains a well detailed illustration of the vehicles used in all the star wars movies including the galactic civilization technology; from the light sabers and force fields to the republic cruiser, Gungan sub, MTT, Boonta eve classic, Sith infiltrator, Droid gunship and so on,I could go all day. You’d really enjoy it. I know the last book @HappyBoy read was his school book, something on building, bla bla.

I’d recommend army of the dead as well; a movie from my favorite movie director Zack Snyder. Watch it and thank me later, no amount of explanation can cut it; you just have to watch it yourself. @Princessbusayo probably watched a Yoruba movie last night titled "koto aye" (lots of laughs).

Thanks for taking time to read through, I do hope you join in the fun. I love you all.

I’m say saying hello to two of my sponsors; @OfficialGamboaLikeUs and @Pichi28, thanks for always encouraging me to write.