Am I a virgin? Yes

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I bring greetings from my hood, hope you're doing good? My day has been awesome with the fool weather even though I'm praying for a dry day because I washed clothes...I think this is the only disadvantage of raining season to me.

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• I remember reading a question and answer prompt from @Myd-Addy article some weeks ago, I saved it because it will save me on a raining day. The questions looks somehow hilarious, so expect geniune hilarious answers too. Check out his blog here

Height

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Do you know that I had to measure myself before coming up with the answer to this question... I've not really taken note of my actual height in figure, all I know is that I'm tall but not like a tree. I think ladies prefer talk guys, so I'm an average ladies spec. The figure? Please let's forgerrit 🤣.

Am I a virgin?

I really want to shake a table here before dropping my answer.

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First of all, how do we classify virginity? Is it that simple keeping of that semen intact? Or it's otherwise? There was a girl I met last two weeks that I we almost dated but.... She said she's still a virgin because she's yet to be broken but she does otherwise. Otherwise here means, she allows intensed romance with good touchings and the cap it all, she mast*rbates. Jeeez!

Should we say she's still intact because she has not gotten penetration? Feel free to drop your opinion on the comment section.

Well, from my own point of view and what I understand by Virginity, I'M STILL A VIRGIN. You want to ask me questions to be sure, I'm waiting for you on the comment section.

Shoe size

This is another scazy aspect I'm still lacking. I don't know my exact shoe size, it Shou be 43 to 45. If I'm buying a shoe, I test to get the one that fits my leg.

Do you smoke?

A big NO! But I do have friends that smoke. I'm not criticising but how do people enjoy smoke? Like, how does it taste? Lol🤣

Do you drink?

Drink? Non alcoholic- YES, Alcohol-No!

I've been intimidated times with out numbers in drinking but I don't feel anything. I do have friends that take me out to get drinks in the misdt of their female friends. These ladies would be taking big bottles of alcohol that makes a man, man and I'd be there sipping Ladies drink(non alcoholic). Sometimes it's really awkward but I no send. It's not like I don't drink alcohol because of religion, na! I don't just like it.

Do you take drugs?

We all know the drugs they're talking about. I don't take drugs. But this drugging is very common these days in different prescriptions... People do take them with justification. A typical example is when a guy want to satisfy a lady🤣

Have tattoos?

No, I don't tattoos but I'm beginning to like it now that I'm fully into the football world. Tattoos will fit my skin color so well.

Age you got mistaken for

Mehn! Some People sees me and say I'm up to 30, while some see me as 23! I don't know how their vision is. All I know is that I want to keep beards to look like a jagaban...to remove this baby face 🤣

Want any tattoos?

Yes! But not now, I'll do it when I've gotten bastard money.

Got any piercing

No!

I'm my region, Peircing is done at the early stage of the baby girl to be able to put on earrings. I can't see myself standing the pain of Peircing at this my age now. People that did pierce their bodies at adult stage, you guys are capons!

Relationship status

There's this trouser well call PLAIN TROUSER that normally brings out "gator" when it's ironed. Yes, that's the category I belong when it comes to relationship. I'm completely SINGLE, so plain like a PLAIN TROUSER. lol🤣.

Incase you're a lady in this category and want to get along with me, please check my profile to DM via my Twitter link.

Biggest turn on

I don't know how to explain this but money is my biggest turn on for the now. Guy, I need Bastard money, money wey not get papa and mama🤣

Biggest turn off

Poverty!

Favorite movie

I should be mentioning your likes here, right?

My all the favourite movie is LEGEND OF THE SEEKER. The movie is Just too loaded. Also, my all family knows the movie and anytime I visit home, I make sure we watch the movie together again. It bonds us!

I'll love you if

If you're genuine and not fake

Someone you miss

Let me based it to this platform. The person I miss here is @Daria . That's @FashTioluwa 's babe and I love how we used to drag some certain things. Lol🤣

Most traumatic experience

When I got wiped by a Cutlass in the police custody. I got arrested because of a friend that I was with, when he picked a phone. It was terrible that day.

A fact about your personality

Who Knows DBANJ and DON JAZZY? There's a song they did titled Mr Endowed. It has a special line that says much about me, it goes like this;

I'm a kinda brother that your boyfriend want to be because I'm so Endowed.

Yes, I'm just too cool to be your spec!

What I want to be when I got older

I want to be a father to both male and female international footballers. I really want to sit and watch my children on TV representing clubs and country with their football vibes.

A description of Girl I like

• Be beautiful

• With good character.

• And to crown it all, be intelligent. Olodos(dullard) detest me.

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13th July 2022