To the love of my life,
I will start this with a big "THANK YOU!" Thank you for all the love and support. I thank God for having you in my life. I am a happy wife because you keep making me feel I am love and appreciated. You never failed me only when you keep farting beside me.
We are a perfect team. I cook, you eat. Thank you for providing. π₯°
I promised to keep putting my finger to your arse and to startle you at least thrice a day to add more lines to your forehead and white hairs. I will keep cooking good food to keep you fat. I will keep taking the blanket so you will be left with none. I will keep you happy and have a good laugh, you know I'm good at that.
I didn't buy anything this year so I made this card. I save Β£1.99 for making one!
If people ask me how to keep a relationship, I'll say, you have to keep looking after the one you love. You have to keep the love alive. You should keep putting a smile on his/her faces while you have yours. But to do that you should be with the right one. And thank you for being the one for me, you perfectly fat, I mean fit!
Happy Valentines my Dear. I love you and still, I'm Growing Old with You.
Love,
Jocelyn
Now I have to turn this into a beautiful card! I need to get crafty! π₯°
I love your bond π€. I think I'll be a fan of you two. I pray for you the both of you.