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The Legend of the Gossiper (Ang Alamat ng Chismosa)

***This is a true story*** Once there was a family who lived in very far away land of Mount Camagong. They are situated at the topmost part of the mountain which can be also called top of the world where you can look down on creations and the only explanation I can find is 🎶🎶 ... "Stop singing, John. We need to finish the story first." "Okay po nayyyy."

Going back to the family, yes they lived in the topmost part of the mountain. In that mountain of Camagong, their family was well-known to be famous and rich. Their house is made of diamonds and luxury glasses. You can just see the inside of the mansion for the walls are so clear, so transparent. The roof was also made of glass with bits of gold. Can you imagine that? If you can't then don't imagine. They also have fountain of dollars. Yes, you heard it right. Dollars man! I can't imagine how rich they are for having that. But why the money doesn't get soaked? I still don't know now. Maybe later.

The chandelier is also wow! I want to swing on the chandelieeerrr, on the chandelieeeeerrrrr. Unfortunately, I can't go in since the guards are guarding the dogs and the dogs are guarding the mansion. So who are really the guards? The dogs or the guards? Their backyard also has different luxury cars and motorbikes. You know I am addicted to bikes and I was thinking to go in. Hmmm! What if I dressed up like the guards? No way the guards are guarding the dogs and not the mansion. Ahah! I should dress like a dog? Because of my curiosity to get in touch with the family and to ride one of their motorbikes, that night I practiced how to bark and extend my tongue outside my mouth. It took me 5 hours to look like a dog. I was about to sleep when my little brother came in. He told me to turn on the TV so he can watch cocomelon again. Since I can't get rid of him, I just turned on the TV. But then I noticed he was wearing a dog head wear. *Voila!* I took the dog head wear from my little brother's head and exchange it with a plastic bag. *Tadaaa! My disguise is complete!* It was raining then. Oh man! How can I go up so high that mountain? It will be a hard climb since it's muddy and slippery. Regardless, I still wanted to go to that mansion so I waited until 1 AM. It's still raining hard but my will to go is much stronger than the rain. It took me 2 hours to reach the top of Mount Camagong where the mansion is located. And take note, I was also soaking wet. I was there already near the guards ready to act like a dog but then I got tripped by a bar of gold just a meter away from the guards. **Splasssssh**! I just landed at the muddy portion of the place making me covered with mud all over. As a result, I looked like brown bulldog. The guards heard the noise and saw me so I wore the dog head wear fast and started barking. *"Wooofff wooof woooffff" - I barked* *"What are you doing there ugly dog! Come here get inside!" - the guard* **MISSION ACCOMPLISHED** I was inside already. I can't see anything since it's still dark and they are sleeping. So I rest a bit as I got tired too. Morning came and someone might see me. I just moved slowly but surely. At last! I was able to see the whole family. Just wow! They look like royals. Their skin is as white as ivory. They dressed like they're walking money. So expensive. They were just having breakfast. They had a whole roast suckling pig for breakfast.

Good luck high blood pressure! After they eat breakfast, they went out and headed to the pool of milk. That was my first time seeing a pool of milk. So memsmerizing. While they are busy there, I slowly crawled towards their backyard and saw the luxury cars and expensive motorbikes! Holy cow! This is heaven. I was about to go near the motorbikes when I saw something. My eyes got big and almost went out. I could not speak as well. This is too good to be true. I can't believe what I saw. Now I know why they are rich. Now I know why they are so famous and rich that they have their own airport just beside the yellow lemon tree. I wonder how. I wonder why. I wonder where they are. DO YOU ALSO WANT TO KNOW WHY THE FAMILY IS SO RICH? ARE YOU SURE? IF YES, THEN CONTINUE READING. **AND THAT'S WHERE THE LEGEND OF THE GOSSIPER BEGAN!** (AT DYAN NAGSIMULA ANG ALAMAT NG CHISMOSA!)

This is a true story....I'm just kidding. It's not. 🤣 Hello everyone! If you have some useful tips or guide which can help me improve, you can let me know in the comment section. I may not know all about you now but I am eager to know you deeper. I will work hard so I can be like the amazing writers here. I have talked to some people and they are all amazing. Thank you so much for reading! Comments are very much appreciated. Same appreciation goes to my upvoters and new sponsors. In just two days, I have 6 sponsors already. Just wow! Again, this is gwapojohn at your service. 😉 Let's get connected!

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