01.
Patient: Sir I want to lose weight!
Doctor: Eat two loaves in the morning, half a plate of rice at noon and one loaf at night.
Patient: Should I eat these before or after?
02.
Doctor: How are you today?
Patient: Good, but very difficult to breathe!
Doctor: No worries, I'm making arrangements to stop it.
03.
Doctor: Congratulations! You have twins.
Woman: Yes! Did I just watch the film? Dhom-2, Housefull-2, Jannat-2, Raz-2.
Doctor: Bhagjis did not see Dhilli-6!
04.
Doctor: What's the problem?
Patient: I go hungry after eating.
Doctor: Take this medicine 5 minutes after sleeping and 10 minutes before waking up.
05.
Patient: My stomach hurts a lot!
Doctor: How is your toilet?
Patient: Poor man, how will the toilet be! 3 fences on the side, and a curtain of torn skin in front.
07.
Doctor: What is your problem?
Patient: I think of myself as a chicken.
Doctor: Since when is this problem?
Patient: Maybe this problem has been around since the day I was an egg!
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Maybe this problem has been around since the day I was an egg!