There will only be ONE winner of this bounty.
It will be be the best (as judged by our reviewers) and complete translation from English to Mandarin Chinese (simplified) of this post by ZakMcRofl:
The bounty is 0.5 BCH.
It will be rewarded AFTER review to the translation judged most accurate by chosen reviewers.
The decision will be final.
The deadline is within
48 96 hours from publication of this post. Later submissions do NOT qualify.
(EDIT: original deadline of 48 hours was extended by another 48 hours)
Coarse machine translations do NOT qualify. Only professional level translations will be considered.
To submit, post your translation plaint text in a new text post at https://glot.io/new/plaintext , save it, and post the resulting URL in a comment below on read.cash. Other forms of entry will be ignored.
You can either post the Chinese text only (including translated title), or you can post alternating English (original) and Chinese (translation) paragraphs.
It will help your submission if you add some credentials for translation skills (like a reference to your company if you have one, or a reference to past work examples in English->Chinese translation). You can add this either in your comment below, or in the submission you create.
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