Slightly naughty questions

@Murakamii.7 commented on my never ever the Valentine edition that she feels like the questions were somehow like from one talk show here in the Philippines. She then asked me why there is no question of *"toot"* or chocolates. Little did she know that I was actually saving it for later. LOL.

Before anything else, if you are still underage, you can skip this article. I do not want to pollute your innocent minds although I will still choose questions that is not entirely dirty. I would like to apologize now if you will find this article somehow disgusting or I do not know how you want to call it. This is just for fun especially since it's the love month. @Ruffa, I think you might enjoy these questions too. LOL.

I chose the questions from Scary Mommy website. Feel free to check it out especially if you are in a relationship and would want to ask your partners some naughty questions.

Ok. So without further ado, let's heat things up a bit now. LOL.

Loveless marriage or s3xless marriage

First question and it is already a difficult one. LOL. Of course I want our marriage to be binded by love so it is ok for me if there's no contact.

Committed in a relationship or friends with benefits?

I feel like I have already excelled in friends with benefits. This time I want to be committed in an official relationship.

Accidentally send nudes to a stranger or your parents

Stranger definitely! LOL.At least that stranger do not know me personally. Also he would not know if those photos are really mine. It would be really awkward to send those to our parents.

Comfy clothes or sexy clothes to bed

No clothes at all. Just kidding! I haven't tried wearing sexy clothes to bed because nothing fits me but I am really curious as to how it feels like to wear it to bed especially if with significant other. LOL. So comfy clothes for me as I have worn it my entire life.

Quickie or an all-night escapade

It depends on the situation so both. LOL.

Top or bottom

I'm too lazy. Bottom. LOL.

Flirty or funny

Both.

Good morning text or good night text

Both. Of course I want him to think of me before he sleeps and when he wakes up.

Kissed goodbye or left to sleep

Kissed goodbye. This has been a habit with my last flirtationship. He started with it and it has been a habit between us even if I just puked after our drinking sessions. LOL. Yes, he still kisses me even if I just puked.

Shower together or apart

Together. LOL.

Read 50 Shades of Grey or watch 50 Shades of Grey

Watch. LOL. It is better to see it than just to imagine it right?

Lights on or off

Dim lights will do. LOL. I prefer off before but it is nice to see your partner's face.

Kinky or romantic s3x

Both. LOL.

S3xt or Zoom s3x

No comment. LOL.

Vocal in bed or keeps it in

Vocal. LOL.

Kiss in public or private

Private. I don't really like public display of affections.

Jealous hardworking partner or lazy trusting partner

Shocks. This is hard. I have experienced to be in love with a jealous guy though not like those possessive type of guys and sometimes I find it a little sweet when he got jealous before. So a jealpus hardworking partner. Why am I picturing him? LOL.

Sneeze everytime you orga$m or orga$m everytime you sneeze

I'd pick the second one. It so hard to sneeze everytime you have orgy. It will ruin the momentum.

Happy five-year relationship or a one-night stand with your celebrity crush

This is a no brainer for me. A happy five-year relationship and a one-night with Papa P or Channing. LOL. Kidding aside, of course I will pick a happy five-year relationship.

Do it every day of the week no matter what or just once a month

I think everyday is a little way over-the-top. Once a month is perfect or even once a week. LOL.

If things were still ok with me and my last flirtationship, I would have ask him some of these questions. Can we just rewind to that time that we are still "friends"? LOL. I hope you enjoyed reading this article and also with my previous articles. So let's wrap it all up. I think I have probably published all articles about love month, Valentine's Day or me answering questions about my pasts. Advance Happy Valentine's Day everyone!

February 03, 2022

P.S. again, I used the same lead image for all Valentine edition articles.