acejays98

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@acejays98 · 5 months ago

What do you give a seasick five stomached monster? As much room as possible!

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@acejays98 · 5 months ago

My grandfather is a bit hard of hearing so he does lip reading. I don't mind the lip reading but he uses a yellow highlighter!

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@acejays98 · 5 months ago

What do you do when you get a headache? I do what they say on the box - "take 2 tablets" and "keep away from children"!

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@acejays98 · 5 months ago

What kind of mail does a super star vampire get? FANG-MAIL!

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@acejays98 · 3 years ago

Overheard in a ladies' fitting room: "Honestly, do these pants make my rear end look big?" "Honestly? Your rear end makes the pants look big."

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@acejays98 · 3 years ago

Brevity is next to confusion in the insurance business. When a client died, her daughter told our agency that she would cancel the home policy the following week, once her mother's belongings were rem...

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@acejays98 · 3 years ago

Q: What did the Brazilian coffee say to the Indonesian coffee? A: “What’s Sumatra with you?”

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@acejays98 · 3 years ago

Crypto Fans See Regulatory Update as a Step Closer to Mainstream

The cryptocurrency sector may be inching closer to mainstream finance after fresh guidance from a U.S. banking regulator on using certain types of less volatile digital coins for payments. Federally...

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@acejays98 · 3 years ago

A man went to his psychiatrist and said, "Every time I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye," The psychiatrist said, "Well, have you tried taking the spoon out?

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@acejays98 · 3 years ago

Q: Why do they call coffee mud? A: Because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.

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@acejays98 · 3 years ago

Q: What's the best Beatles song? A: Latte Be!

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@acejays98 · 3 years ago

Q: What do you call sad coffee? A: Despresso.

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@acejays98 · 3 years ago

Barista: How do you take your coffee? Me: Very, very seriously.

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@acejays98 · 3 years ago

Who is Ez Mil, the rapper with 10 million views on YouTube?

Ez Mil’s live performance of “Panalo” on Wish Bus USA is currently tearing it up on the internet, amassing 10 million views in just three days as of this writing. But who is Ez Mil? In real life, th...

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@acejays98 · 3 years ago

You are like dandruff because I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.

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@acejays98 · 3 years ago

How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend? He gave her a ring.

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@acejays98 · 3 years ago

Q: Daddy, why are all those cars beeping their horns? A: Because there's a wedding going happening. Q: Don't we been the horn a warning signal, Daddy? A: Exactly, son.

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