@acejays98 activity
5 months ago: published a short_post
What do you give a seasick five stomached monster?
As much room as possible!
5 months ago: published a short_post
My grandfather is a bit hard of hearing so he does lip reading. I don't mind the lip reading but he uses a yellow highlighter!
5 months ago: published a short_post
What do you do when you get a headache? I do what they say on the box - "take 2 tablets" and "keep away from children"!
5 months ago: published a short_post
What kind of mail does a super star vampire get?
FANG-MAIL!
3 years ago: published a short_post
Overheard in a ladies' fitting room: "Honestly, do these pants make my rear end look big?" "Honestly? Your rear end makes the pants look big."
3 years ago: published a short_post
Q: What did the Brazilian coffee say to the Indonesian coffee?
A: “What’s Sumatra with you?”
3 years ago: published the article
Crypto Fans See Regulatory Update as a Step Closer to Mainstream
3 years ago: published a short_post
Q: Why do they call coffee mud? A: Because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
3 years ago: published a short_post
Q: What's the best Beatles song? A: Latte Be!
3 years ago: published a short_post
Q: What do you call sad coffee? A: Despresso.
3 years ago: published a short_post
Barista: How do you take your coffee? Me: Very, very seriously.
3 years ago: published the article
Who is Ez Mil, the rapper with 10 million views on YouTube?
3 years ago: published a short_post
You are like dandruff because I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.
3 years ago: published a short_post
How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend? He gave her a ring.