I finally made it to the challenge

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Wait! Can someone just tell me I wasn't late to the challenge 🙈

In fact I have travelled round every community here and I would say 99% of people already joined in this challenge. I don't want to be the last woman standing, so I am in already. The train is almost leaving and I need to be fast to opt in with you guys.

So far, I have read and enjoyed all posts regarding this challenge. I really laughed out loud to different "Never have I Ever" challenge and I do hope you will laugh reading mine too. Make sure you don't laugh to the extent of peeing in your pants because most of you all have done this before 😎😎

Okay, let's get started guys... Here is the link if you wanna enter into this (only if you haven't followed us) Click me Pls

NEVER HAVE I HAD TOOTHPASTE ON MY FACE IN PUBLIC

Toothpaste on my face? Nah, I haven't. I am always careful when putting toothpaste on my brush. But many times, I have had toothpaste rubbed on the door while in an hurry to go outside to brush my teeth. But never have I gotten it on my face.

NEVER HAVE I BUTT-DIALED SOMEONE WHO HEARD SOMETHING THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO.

Should I say Yes to this? I have in many occasions mistakenly dialed someone's number unknowingly while talking to some people but do not know if he or she heard something.

Since my phone is always loud, I do hear it when it starts to ring. There was a time I mistakenly dialed a number, hearing the person saying "Hello" made me cut the call quickly.

NEVER HAVE I ACCIDENTALLY FARTED LOUDLY IN FRONT OF SOMEONE I LIKED

Yes, I have done this and it happens several times especially with my friends. There was a day I was talking with some friends outside. You know there are some farts that would come without informing you? Lol

That day, as we were gisting and one of them cracked a joke, I was laughing so hard to the extent that the fart came out "puuuuuuuu$. Why didn't it alert me?

To my embarrassment, a male visitor of a friend came by and heard it, I was like "the ground should open up and swallow me" It was so shame for me.

NEVER HAVE I ACCIDENTALLY THOUGHT A WOMAN WAS PREGNANT THAT WASN'T

Never, I haven't done this. I mind my own business and I don't say something I do not see. I make sure what I see is so sure before letting it out to someone or concluding in my mind.

NEVER HAVE I PASS A SILENT FART THAT ENDED UP BEING REALLY LOUD

I have come to the conclusion that a silent fart is more dangerous than a loud one. When you release a silent fart, it would go to the extent of making the whole place messy and full of smell but when it is a loud one, it won't smell at all 😅😅 I made my research on this with my original self.

My silent fart doesn't go loud but the smell alone is enough to make everywhere collapse. It would just be like a rotten egg. Don't move near me then😆😆

I was in a lecture room one-day and I love to sit in the front so as to hear the lecturer considering the number of students (200+) can you imagine the number? So I just like to get to school early to find my space in the front.

The lecturer was doing his business when suddenly, I noticed I wanted to fart. My friends were sitting beside me and I wasn't feeling comfortable. I was scared it won't go loud, so I decided to control my own fart to be silent.

Do you know that silent fart itself has stages? I can identify if it would smell or not with the silent fart. Lol

• Silent fart with little smelling odour (this is still manageable)

• Silent fart with average smelling odour (come on, the odour would be somehow suspicious but it would clear off after some seconds)

• Silent fart with high odour (just run away from the vicinity) 😝

Thank God mine was the average one. I just released from my butt and pretended nothing happened. The lecture was still going on. All of a sudden, I heard some murmuring behind me. I looked back and saw some students covering their noses.

I knew I was about to be disgraced, I quickly tapped my friends and told them I was the one, they shouldn't look at me anyhow. When I saw most of the students covering their noses, I joined the team too. The lecturer went outside for a moment and came in.

He didn't even bother asking who did that. Thank God I wasn't caught. Lol

NEVER HAVE I HAD A NOTICEABLE DANDRUFF

Yea, I have this in my hair and this has always been following me since I started plaiting my hair in year 2012. I have used different hair treatment but it wouldn't go but my hair keeps growing.

Just of recent, an hairdresser told me it's a dandruff to grow hair and not the bad one. No wonder my hair keeps growing even when it removes during combing. Well, I am happy it doesn't have any side effects on my hair.

NEVER HAVE I FALLEN ASLEEP AND SNORED IN PUBLIC

Number one, I am not that sleepy person who sleeps anyhow. I can only doze off in public and come back to my consciousness.

Secondly, I don't snore. So, I have never fallen asleep to the extent of snoring. I hate people snoring even though I can't do that to my Father. Lol

But if I have a husband like that, I will make sure I cover his mouth and nose with clothes throughout the night. Lol

Don't mind me, I can't do that but I don't pray I end up being with one.

NEVER HAVE I TRIED TO DO SOMETHING COOL BUT FAILED MISERABLY

I think I did something like this: Let me narrate it and leave you guys to judge if it correlate with the question.

We travelled home for Christmas and after January, most of our families have gone back to their destination while I was still at home with my Dad, Aunt and Cousins. They bought snails and unfortunately there wasn't alum at home to wash the snail. I remembered I watched a TV program sometimes back about cooking. The guest that was invited to cook for the day came and was explaining that Cassava flakes (Garri) can also be used to wash snail instead of alum. I listened to that and knew something.

But when I told my Aunt that I have a solution to washing the snail instead of alum and I said it's sand. My mind thought it was sand I heard from the TV program but forgot it was Cassava flakes. Infact I was so sure of it when my Aunt was doubting me.

They had to use the sand to remove the drawing particles in it. To cut the long story short, it was after they finished washing it that I remembered it was Cassava flakes, I couldn't tell them my mistake because I have fumbled thinking I brought a cool solution. They ended up throwing the snails away when my Grandma couldn't eat it. I failed miserably. Isn't it? 😃

NEVER HAVE I EVER WORN NEW CLOTHES WITH THE PRICE TAG STILL ON.

Who hasn't done this? Especially when we were still very young. You know as Children when our parents bought us new clothes or Christmas clothes, we would try not to take the tag away but keep putting it on for our friends to see it's still a new cloth. The feelings of having that tag alone is something to us. So, I did this when I was still very young then.

NEVER HAVE I HAD A GUM STUCK IN MY HAIR.

No! It has never happened but I had something related to it that took me days to completely wash it off. It was a bird's poo then. That was a long time.

I think I have finally joined the train without leaving me behind 💃💃

Thanks for reading and laughing too because I know you already did. 😅

|July 14, 2021|