@Musician 6 February 2022

Random naughty Sunday Lazy Sunday is the ideal time to be naughty. In fact, this crazy idea would never have occurred to me if I hadn't been inspired by awesome articles written by awesome ladies @Usagi @Jelena and @Pachuchay . I laughed a lot while reading. They did a great job and I decided to do the same, but from man's perspective. I read all the questions and I chose the ones in which I found myself the most. So let's get started. Let's be naughty today! 😀 **Would you rather have s*x “in public” or in a secret hiding place?** It wouldn't be interesting if I wasn't honest. I don't like hidden secret places. As a student, I loved experimenting. Here is the experience from the student days, more precisely from the student park. 😀 Since I am familiar with the feeling under the open sky, I choose s*x in a public place. 😀 **Would you rather be financially satisfied or s*xually satisfied?** And here I will be brutally honest. I choose to be financially satisfied. I would be able to be s*xually satisfied if I have a good bank account. I believe that without enough finances a man sometimes has no desire for s*x. 😀 **Would you rather have a quickie or an all-night escapade?** Hahaha, now all men will probably laugh. I like it fast in some way, because after fast s*x I immediately fall asleep. That's right, my blood pressure drops, because all the blood goes down. 😀 **Would you rather have the lights on or off?** There is a saying among my people and it says like this "turn on the light, I can't see if I'm sleeping". 😀 I choose that they are on, at least some lamp, to see what I'm doing. 😀 **Would you rather have car s*x or shower s*x?** I am going back to my student days again and I will be honest again. I tried s*x both in the car and in the shower. I slipped in the shower and almost broke my knee, and in the car I recently had s*x with my wife again, to remember those days. So I choose s*x in the car. **Would you rather do it against the wall or on the bed?** I don't know how to decide. The wall is right next to my bed, so it is an indispensable part of both. I choose the wall next to the bed. 😀 **Would you rather be on top or bottom?** It's always better on bottom, you watch and encourage your partner to be as imaginative as possible, playing is an art. So I choose bottom. **Would you rather accidentally fart during s*x or during a big job presentation?** I think I would be ashamed my whole life to fart during s*x. 😀 I would have to change the city, not to meet by chance. 😀 And the fart at the presentation happened to me, ahahahaaa... In the amphitheater when I gave a lecture. But I acted so well that no one even suspected. So I choose to fart at the presentation, a familiar experience. 😀 **Would you rather have universal respect or unlimited power?** Finally an easy question, finally not to blush anymore. 😀 I choose unlimited power, I would use it in a perfect way to gain respect. Thanks a lot for reading. Lead image is from unsplash and article is original, based on my personal naughty experience. 😀 Stay well and safe!