Thinking about McFloat!
***Hello beautiful people!*** ***I hope you all are doing fine amidst of the shortcomings and uncertainties we may feel day by day. Always remember that a positive life is a happy life. ✨*** Today, I actually have a draft of an article I badly wanted to publish. However, I cannot finish it and do not know how I am going to pull it off again. So instead of pushing my mind to limit, I decided to join the trend @OfficialGamboaLikeUs initiated. It was the ***"Lutang Moments"*** we all for sure have experienced. I actually cannot remember a lot from the past, but I have three great *lutang moments* as well that I will be sharing to you. *****I almost lost two of them!***** Last week, I decided to send my dirty clothes to a laundry shop as I get tired just thinking of how much I am going to wash. But of course, I did not include my undies as it was too gross if I will let another person wash it. With that I washed them myself. However, during the last cycle of washing and after putting fabcon on it, I thought there was none left in the basin. I usually throw the used water on the toilet bowl to atleast have it cleaned from time to time. Not knowing I still have two undies left there that almost get in the toilet bowl. I was like, **"No! No! Don't get in there. I love you, two."** Where was my mind that time? I almost lost two of them. What a waste if ever! Well maybe that was because I am too tired to do things that I wanted to get it done right away. I was not in my right mind that time. *****May I ask for a napkin?***** This was the most epic *lutang moment* I have so far. This as well happened just the other day. I actually slept that time around 1PM after my shift when my friend from another room called me in messenger. His concern was borrowing a cash as he was not able to withdraw his money and he will just pay me via fund transfer. And you know what I told him? **"Yes, I still have some spare napkin here. How many do you need? I'll bring it to your room."** Like girl? Are you day dreaming? You're talking to a guy and you just offered him a napkin? That was too far from what your friend is asking you. Wake up! *****As much as I love you.***** Before I was endorsed to Chat Department, I was once a Voice Agent. With that, we receive calls and assist them. One time, I got this very frustrated old man calling me asking for assistance about his damaged phone. Well, in our end we are not going to replace those damaged phone anymore. With that said, he was frustrated that he threw me a lot of foul words and all of F-words he could ever think of. So as an agent, I need to understand the customer and at least comfort them with the issue they are having. I should be saying, **"As much I wanted to further assist you on this, I cannot as blah blah blah."** Shockingly, I said instead, **"As much as I love you ..."** Then, I paused. What did I just said? If the call was recorded and monitored by the higher department, I could have terminated by now as we are not allowed to say such word to the customer. It will be considered "flirting" with them and that's against the policy. Good thing, it was not recorded and I am still working in the company. We all really have these different moments that we never thought we could ever do. And just laugh at it after realizing what has been done. Maybe some are because of our tiredness and stress; and maybe just because plainly we are out of our mind. Funny but so true. ***That's all for today beautiful people. I hope you enjoyed reading for today. If you have any thoughts and take away about this piece, feel free to leave it in the comment section below. Let's interact. Stay safe always! Xoxo ✨☺️*** ***- MissJo 💜*** Lead Image Source: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSUAGc53l-ri1cEIkMd9eXamUo-Ougu6nwM0A&usqp=CAU
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HAHAHAHAHAHA. No no no! Don't go in there, undies! I love you two! 🤣 tawang tawa ako dyan sa una friend! Tapos lutang na lutang ka talaga no? Ang layo ng cash sa napkin! Hahaha. Then pati customeeeer!! Iniisip mo jowa mo non no?! HAHAHA
Ewan ko nalang talaga friend. Di ko alam anong nasa utak kot nagawa ko yang mga bagay na yan. Sabog e. 😬🤦 Wala din akong jowa ng mga panahon na yan. Hahahaha
Hahahaa. Ewan ko na lang din friend! 🤣 oo sabog ka nga. Ayy baka kasalukuyang nagmumove on ka nyan? HAHAHA
Di ko na din maalala friend. Naka move on nako e. Hahahaha sasagot sana ako sa ewan ko lang mo hahahaha
Yiiieeee. True na ba yan friend?hahahaha. Ano isasagot mo friend?HAHAHAHA
Baka nasa loob ng napkin yung pera, sis :)
Hahahahahhaahhaa ewan ko nalang talaga sis!
haha
May pera sa napkin haha! May na flush na ako na isang pares ng medyas sa bowl haha! Ano sabi nun customer?
Baka nga talaga may pera sa napkin. Ma check nga later. Natry ko na din pala medyas, nasasayangan ako sa undies e. Yung customer? Ayun mas lalong nagalit. 🤦🤣
Ako naman okay lang ma flush undies kasi need na palitan haha! Naimagine ko lang na pulang pula un customer sa galit haha!
Hahahahaha ewan ko nalang talaga sa customer na yon. Buti nalang di siya nagreact na e..
wait langhah HAHAAHAH ano sagot nung guy friend mo ate? HAHAHAHA pareho kayo ng kaibiganko sa cc, kesa sabihin na "Thankyou for waiting", nasabi niya ulet yung opening spiel nya jusmeyo. lutang na ata kase 8pm to 5am shift namin e, sya sa voice ako sa nonvoice, jusko diko malimutan eon natatawa talaga ako
Pinagtawanan talaga ako. Ayaw mag move on sa nasabi ko. 🤣 Isa din yang mga spiel na yan, pahamak. Dahil yan sa antok. Isa ka din palang Bayaning Puyat?
oo te nagwowork ri ako before sa cc kasoumalislang ako kasi apakatoxicccc masyado pati ng hr
Ganon ba? Pero good thing umalis ka, mahirap pag toxic nasa paligid mo, di ka mag gogrow. Stressful pa.
oo ate, sobra kamong stress di nakakatuwa jusko
Ywa yong number 2 wahahahaha. Abay wari ko nga'y lasing ka nga wahaha, lasing na lasing sa pagmamahal sa kanya. Bwahahaha. Pero kasi naman, lalaki oa nga ang sinabihan ng ganon wahahahaha. Tapos ung number 3, wahaha buti di nag "iloveyou2" sayo. Wahahaha
Ewan ko nalang talaga, sobrang sabog ko non. Bat kasi tatawag ng tulog e. 🤣 Pero totoo naman kasi, lasing na lasing talaga ako sa pagmamahal sa kanya. Hahahahaha bala na siya kung lalaki siya. Na lagot talaga kung nag iloveyou2 pa, natanggal na yata talaga ako sa work non. Hahahahahaha
Kating kati na akong mag tag Josepen ahahahaha. Buti di nag reply wahahaha
Wag mag tatag ate. Masama yan. Hahahahahhaha
Hahahhaha nangyari din po sa akin yung tungkol sa toilet bowl, kaso pp naflash talaga sya pero medyas lang po yun. Hahahhha tsaka grabe din po yung tungkol sa napkin at tungkol doon sa nasabihan nyo ng as much as i love you sobrang laughtrip. Buti na lang po hindi namonitor yung nasabi nyo po.
Hahahaha natry ko din yung sa medyas e, kaso nasasayangan kasi ako sa undies. 🤣🤣 LT talaga mga lutang moments e. Kaya nga, buti nalang talaga at hindi yon namonitor, kasi baka wala nakong work ngayon. 🤣
Hahahha kaya nga po swerte pa rin po at di namonitor.
Kaya nga e. No work na sana ngayon if ever. Hahahaha
Hahah.. Laugh trip c.e ning lutang moments nimo mamsh uie.. hihi..si.awa.. Di jud na malikayan nato noh, pero mao lagi to, okay ra na basta dili na laman pud kanunay ba..😅 God bless you mamsh..😇🙏❤️ Ampingats!!!🤗
Super lutang. Sabog kaayo mamsh!
hahaha.. siawa gajud 😅🤣
Kaayo mamsh!
hahaha! as much as i love you, but i don't have the access for this matter. i already exhausted my resources
Hahahaha gikapoy nas tanan John. Pati ang agent exhausted na.
pati pod ang customer jahaha
Bahala tong customeraha oy! Di mamati. 🤣
Bahaha as much as I love you 😜 I have a lot of these embarrassing moments. As I am a teacher and I use to call my students "Beta"( son), once I called my boss Beta (Son) 🤣😂
HAHAHAHAHAHHH OMG! May I know what was your boss' reaction?
Awit sa napkin mare HAHAHAHA 😂
Nasa napkin daw yung pera, mare. HAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
hahaha katawa c e kos as much as I love you pen hahaha
Hahahahaha kauyabon na gyud! Agoy! 🤣
Haha gora na hha
Puhon te hahahaha
Hahahha as much as i love you! Hahahahaha... Natigilan din siguro customer mo missjo hahahah!
Hahahaha oo hindi din siya nagreact. Buti nalang talaga! 🤣
natuwa yun madam.. may nagmamahal sa kanya... hahahah
Hahahahahaha. As much as I love you, gugmaa jud nimo sa imo hunahuna hahaha. Hi beautiful people
Hahahaha higugma man gani ko niya. Aww! 🤣
Ewww wahahahah
Nganung eww man oy? Hahahaha
HAHA That might we call of a song " Can't Get Out " haha Good luck for the friend asking for a napkin haha peace haha
Hahahahaha buset! Ay lagi tig panawag ug natog ang tawo. 🤣
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