The Square Hole!

07.09.22

Hey it's Saburday! Yes, Sabado and Saturday becoz we gonna go taglish today!

Gusto ko lang ishare na nagkape ako kasi akala ko wala masyadong kape yung mocha frappe na inorder namin kanina. Isang medium or small size na coffee drink eh tumatagal na sakin ng isang araw para maubos. Bakit kasi yun inorder ko, di naman talaga ako nagkakape, mamaya kakabog kabog na naman dibdib ko.

Gusto ko nang tuloooooooooog!

Pero before that, syempre hapit muna me ng article. Singit ko lang real kwek!

By the way, the article was shared by @Murakamii.7 about this 'I found a body in a hotel room'. Oh gulat ka no! Shet feeling k nahhyper na ko dahil sa kape, perfect to para maging hype ang imagination natin for today's bidjooooow.

Here are the kweshens:

*clears throath shet wrong spelling, throat, ayan ayan*

Thank you for the wonderful questions.

If I found a dead body in a hotel room..

I would scream at the top of my lungs, I'm giving it baaaaack. So I lay my head back down and I lift my hands and pray. To be only yours I pray.

Hoy kumanta ka ba? Char! 🤣🤣🤣

Pero seryoso, titili sisigaw tatakbo ako. Acting performance syempre, mahirap na maging suspect. Tska tumawag tayo agad ng pansin ng ibang tao, manager ng hotel or kung sino man doon.

Have no nose but good smelling fingers or blind but have a really nice smile...

I would choose be blind but have a nice smile. Imagine when you wash the dishes, clean the house or wash your bumbum, would you like to immediately smell what you just touched? Exactly!

Ay wait, tama ba pagkakaintindi ko no nose pero nakakaamoy ang fingers? Comment down below 🤣🤣🤣

Is it possible for anything to be impossible?

Of course!

Have you ever attempted to swallow toothpaste?

Wala kang ebidensya

If you punch yourself in the face and it hurts, are you weak or strong?

deym I'm strong kahit masakit sya o hindi, I know I am strong but I will look stupid though.

If you had the chance to invent a country, what would you name it?

I will name it Micontingsabit! Kahit maliit ka na country, you gonna be mah world.

What do you actually think about while you are on the toilet?

What and who?? si husband ko HAHAHAHAHA RATED SPG

Why do you think manholes are round?

Dapat nga square eh kasi everything fits in a square hole

When you know the battery is dead, why do you press harder on the remote control?

Because me mad!

How would you know if someone has manipulated your memory?

If I don't feel like being myself, duh.

Is it weird to enjoy your own fart?

Depends on how it smells HAHAHAHA, kasi minsan aamuyin pa natin kung may amoy nga o wala.

Which of the teachers you would prefer to have if you were a Hogwarts student?

Snape. Bet ko lang tska wala naman tinanong kung why eh. HAHAHAHAH

Honestly, I don't know if I sound hyper or drunk in this article. Gusto lang ng fresh air kasi I'm so pagod and antok but I need money!

I hope nagising ko ang mga katawang lupa nyo hihi. Kasi nagising ang katawang lupa ko kung tumaas na ulit ang value ni boss BCH. Let's wait for a bit more baka eto na ang hinihintay natin!

Fish be with you!

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