30+ Rules All Male Children Must Learn...

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2 years ago
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Hello Beautiful Souls!!. Am Back again, this time with thirty pointers I feel all male children need to learn. Here we go:

1. Never Shake an Older man's hand sitting down.

2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.

3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.

4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.

5. Request the late check-out.

6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.

7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.

8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.

9. Play with passion or not at all…

10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.

11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.

12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.

13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.

14. You marry the girl, you marry her family.

15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.

16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.

17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.

18. Never turn down a breath mint.

19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.

20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.

21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.

22. Eat lunch with the new kid.

23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.

24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.

25. Manners maketh the man.

26. Give credit. Take the blame.

27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.

28. Write down your dreams.

29. Always protect your siblings (and teammates).

30. Be confident and humble at the same time.

31. Call and visit your parents often. They miss you.

32. The healthiest relationships are those where you’re a team; where you respect, protect, and stand up for each other.

33. When you lose, remember the best is yet to come.

34. Never You walk down the aisle with an irresponsible person

35. Be the boss that you are.

Curtain Falls!!

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Thanks for reading lovelies, until next time. See ya 👀👀.

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Woah all this rules are too much 😂 make everybody respect one another and make everyone dey their dey.

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2 years ago

Yes brother. Nice to meet you.

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2 years ago

I found some of this hilarious even though truth lies in them🤣. "After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it", this is loud🤣

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2 years ago

So Loud. Hahaha😅😅. Thanks brother

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2 years ago

Wow, there's a lot I loved here. Particularly the one with two handkerchiefs one for you and one for your lady. That's something I'm just learning as I never thought to take extras on my dates.

Then when you lose remember the best is yet to come, that really is one sentence full of motivation. To always see the positives even in a negative situation.

Great article brother

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2 years ago

Thanks man. Glad you liked it

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2 years ago

You marry the girl, marry her family ahhhhh love this one

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2 years ago

Yes Faith, Actually that's crazy right..?. But it's the truth. 🤣😅

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2 years ago

That number 12 😂😂😂. Interesting to read

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2 years ago

Yeah bruh, I took my time to think about that, glad you understand the in depth meaning

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2 years ago

No 6 though, some guys these days can't keep a secret to save their lives.😂

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2 years ago

Don't mind them. I don't know the big deal In that.

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2 years ago

Wooow amazing list, I think it applies not only to men but also to women as well. I like number 15 & 20.

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2 years ago

Yes Friend. It may apply to women too. Thanks for reading

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