Aunties of Indian Subcontinent Date: 9th February, 2022 Wednesday Hello family. Good to see you here. Are you in doubt with the title? No, you are reading it right. I'm actually going to talk about it. The real living legends, the icons of many future ones, the one & only, the immortal... Oh my dear, I'm losing my control. Ok, ladies and gentleman, I am really going to talk about the great aunties of Indian subcontinent. The live camera and hidden spies of society. I know, you people have doubts about it. But nothing to worry. I'm here to help you people. So let's have a journey on today's topic. **When you write about something, you need to know about the topic, you need to research on it and most of all, you need the passion on that subject. But when you write on aunties of your society, your frustration and anger will motivate you.** I know, some of you will rarely understand it but dear @Theblackdoll will make you understand with this situation. Now before telling you more about them and their qualities, I must warn you people one thing. Beware of aunties of society. Let's check about the qualities of them. The CCTV of Society The first thing which came to my mind while writing about them was their super power of watching everything. Nothing remains hidden from them and they can tell you what exactly happened! The uncles of society have less news than them. Even the newspapers too. You just need to ask them about a proper guy and then they will give you a complete bio data about that guy. What if I say, they have more sources than police while investigating a matter. They watch everything around you and can tell the exact way of things happened earlier. That's the cctv of society. News House Just like the visual powers, they have this quality too. A group of aunties have more information than your book and encyclopedia. Don't get me wrong dear. They are the Wikipedia which have more storage. They can tell you about the past of a person. But the amazing fact is they don't hide their knowledge in them. They like to gossip it again and again. It's a native responsibility to tell every new one about it. Spies in Disguise Come on, dear. Just forget about movies like ***James Bond*** and ***Mission Impossible*** series. You highly enjoy the spies in disguise of those movies. But they are not real. Meet the real life spies in disguise! The aunties of Indian subcontinent. They can easily enter in your house, will talk smartly with your family and have the information of you without asking about your details. That's the power. They can simply tell your daily routine. Even they knew your relationship status which is hidden from your family! Digest it now.
Age & Marriage Reminder Let me hold my laugh for a moment. Ok, here we go. Dear, meet the non stop reminder of your age and marriage, the aunties. Such shameless act but they do it in professional manner. With a smile and kindness they will embarrass you infront of your own family and friends. Moreover, knowing the answer already, they will ask you it again and again and in any place. Fuel in Fire Oh dear! The epic one which made me more frustrated and angry. They are so ready to make two people quarrel with their extra words. They share secrets and provoke other side to get in quarrel mood and simply walks away from the place. Just imagine, you father and your mother is quarreling over a matter which is not even important to your family! And the fact is, you will find the informer and influencer of that situation is the neighbour aunty who is still standing their with an innocent smile on face. Someone hit me please! **Ok, I'm done. Can't take this anymore. I know, you people have already understood my feelings. Now you have idea about them. Do you people have same experience? Let me know then.** The images used in this content including the lead one is edited via picsart Thanks for being with me and listening all about my frustrations. ©Lucifer01
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I laughed when reading the CCTV of society part- I wonder where they get their information from.
Their world is full with multi informer.
Dear Lucifer, your words were very funny, I'm still laughing. I imagined what you were saying, and I really laughed. Yes, this model of people is unfortunately seen everywhere in the world, but in different styles. We also have many such people in our family and around us, and they are really the scourge of the human soul.
Another tortured soul. I feel really sad for you.
I saw the notification of title "Aunties of India" and then another notification above "You were mentioned in this post".... that was Sus and hilarious lmaooo are you calling me an auntie?? 🤣🤣 And I agree everything written here and oh boy I passed many moons and Suns wishing myself I could go on a slapping spree towards these cult members that is aunties of our society ughhh
Please, do some for me too. Made my life a hell.
These things have been on my mind since I was a student, so I rarely understand and try to understand them. I agree everything written about Aunties of India".
I understand it. Thanks for the feedback.
In the Philippines, we called it" MARITES" that is whose code name means "Mari what's the latest"? They are a group of aunties that they know your whereabouts and that as if they know you personally. Marites the CCTV in the Philippines hihi.
These are everywhere! I didn’t need them but still they stay in life.
I laughed while reading on this luci. The CCTV. There are a lot of people like that in our place especially in our home place luci. You will be shocked because they knew already the news in full details. It was really fast. You will be in curiousity how they did that.
They have more info than others. So quick.
Auties are too bad if they have relationship with our parents ....then you will realize how much headache they really can give you
Yes! That's the point. They just fuel the fire.
They really are resourceful and wise. Whatever knowledge you want about the current events, just ask them and they will answer you right away with names mentioned. Every countries, they exists.
That's why I called them encyclopedia.
These aunties are available in our country too bro just have a look around lol
Our country too. Yeah I know.
Here in the Philippines, we also have aunties and they possessed the same quality. We call them the great Mariteses HAHAHAHA.
Making our life hell. Then smile like nothing happened!
CCTV hahaha I laughed at that this is actually legit, one time I bring my best friend which is a boy they just look at us and I knew it by that look there's already a news and topic that already happening on their mind haha that's my marites aunties haha, marites means Mare anong latest haha in english friend what's latest? Hahah chika
How creepy that look! I can feel it.
*Those Aunties are everywhere. Here, we have so many aunties too especially the CCTV ones. They monitor our life 24/7*
No work for them. But the best job is looking in other persons life.
I laughed a lot reading this, and you are very correct about what you have written about them
I felt these from my adult age. Don't know how long will it go.
Hahahaha I thought this is somw kind of educational article haha. Luci, you made me laugh today. Those aunties are present here in the Philippines too we call them Marites.
How they react with your age? Same right?
It is quite true, because of them there are no dull moments. In my neighborhood they call me lethargic and good for nothing. They comment on me more than her son
That's their superpower. How easily they do so!
Can't stop laughing while reading this one! Good representation of not only Indian Aunties, but Asian Aunts as well. I love my Aunties even though they have these qualities. In Tagalog we call them 'Tita'.
Those Tita makes our life like frying pan. Cannot take it anymore.
I agree with you on this haha but they can't take it when other people do these to them 🤭
They curse them.
Hahahahah... Yeah not only indian but Pakistani aunties have similar mindset and features
Yes, I agree. A day with them will ruin your future.
Hahahaaaa I can't stop laughing, this is awesome! We have a lot of them here, I know exactly what kind of people you are talking about. I have them in my family as well.🤣 You're so funny Luci, I would really love to meet you in person 😊
I would too. And yes, they are everywhere.
Such a wonderful content that you chose Honestly speaking i really really impressive by you and I totally agree 💯 with you about all thing that aunties are hidden camera of our society
Thanks dear.
Hahahaha...you made me laugh to talk about these spying aunties who are scum on the earth...🤣🤣🤣. They would always be find different ways to collect the information about others. Marriage and age reminder is their favorite activity..lol
I want to become Baburao then. Want to say 'iski khopdi tod'
I wanna laugh my heart out cousin lol :D We had the same issues with the aunties lol. They will ask "When are you getting married, why are you fat or thin? Are you pregnant? Etc, etc...They are better than investigators and newscasters lol.
Such stupid questions. No matter what happens to you, they need full info about you.
Hope you had a very good experience with the Aunties of Indian subcontinent. Beware! They never give up unless they dig you from the root to know the history. I usually address them as BBC or AIR.
Just imagine how powerful their connections are! I'm fed up.
These set of people are naturally blessed with information, they hardly source for information but it drops on their desk freely. The worst part is when they keep reminding someone of his age or keep asking when someone is getting Marriage with comparison
So disturbing. Man, I just run away from them.
Haha dear you are absolutely right .. but still they are amazing, really friendly and caring
I agree. But sometimes their timing make our life hell.
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