To be or not to be!

It’s a new month, and I’ve decided that it’s all gonna be about me working towards my goals while simultaneously having fun. You may find what I’m about to do completely weird and inexplicably erratic, don’t judge me; I’m only here to have some fun.

This is based on a prompt by @Expelliarmus30’s “tree of money?” to answer some questions which I find really interesting. A challenge I came across yesterday morning while having my favorite breakfast of Bread and fried eggs with a secret recipe which I wouldn’t mention or it wouldn’t be a secret anymore. I’m gonna be doing this in my own way, something I’d choose to call- Kristofffer’s version of “to be or not to be” (whatever that means).

My tree of money!

If I had the power to make money grow from trees in my backyard, I’d be the richest person on earth; it’d be like having your own central bank without restrictions from the World Bank. That’s basically me having more than enough money to my name but will be absolutely kept a secret; I’d invest in BCH considering that I may wake up one morning to discover the money tree is gone forever. You’d do the same if you were in my shoes, aren’t we all in love with money? They say money is the root of all evil but I’d say money is the solution to poverty and world development (for instance BCH). Knowledge isn’t power; money is power (not financial advice haha).

Growing up in a zombie apocalypse

I think growing up in a zombie apocalypse is gonna be fun, if this was to happen and I had a choice, I’d choose to be born in Nigeria. We’ve got houses with tall fences, large gates and strong houses made of bricks not wood. It’s basically the safest place one can choose to grow up during a zombie apocalypse if you’ve got plans to survive.

Lucky me! Our compound is a one story building with a super big compound and high fence (almost like a mini-prison). All I’m gonna need for survival is a M-25 Springfield Armory sniper to blow off Zombie heads from the top of the building while I’d also require a baseball bat for head smashing activities, sneakers for running, spandex leather jacket (not for protection but to look stylish amidst the apocalypse), helmets and chainsaws in case I get caught up in a rampage. Come see what movies have turned me into (hall of weirdness).

Where I would be if money wasn’t an issue

If money was never an issue I’d be…… there’s no way I’m saying this openly, I’d rather keep my personal life a secret. While I’m passing by, did you know that Kristoffer can also be spelt as Christopher? A stylish way of evading the above question…. (hahaha).

Color blindness? I’d rather not

If I lost the ability to see all colors except one, I’d choose to see the colour white. Where there is the color white, black must follow suit which means I’d basically be seeing in white and black (welcome to the age of white and black TV in HD).

Japan, here I come

If I could live anywhere in the world for as long as I wanted, I’d go to Japan. Japan is like my home sweet home, though I’ve never been there I feel like there’s this great connection between me and that country. I sometimes wonder if I was Japanese in my previous life, maybe I was a ninja or a samurai or maybe I was Hatake Kakashi the copycat Ninja (you’d only understand if you watch anime).

I’ve always loved Japanese culture, they’re very respectful people, based on my understanding I’d say that they have a respectful word for every situation. For instance “sumimasen” is excuse me, they say “itadakimasu” before eating a meal, “shitsurei shimasu” is the word you say when leaving the presence of an elderly person (almost like saying pardon me for leaving your presence but I have to go), “ojama shimasu” when you walk in to a gathering of people especially a meeting, and so on. It’s a very culturally rich country, home of anime, Ninjas, Samurais and really beautiful ladies (my opinion haha).

Three powerful wishes

If I could make three powerful wishes, I’d be the smarter person by wishing I had more wishes. I don’t know if wishes work that way but there’s no harm in trying. If it doesn’t work, my wishes would be Happiness, infinite wealth, and the validation of “our god given right to bear arms” (don’t ask me what this means, not gonna say).

Fame or fortune

Fortune all day, what’s the point of fame if there’s no money to your name. The fame will be basically useless and will fade with time; with enough wealth you can become famous. Wealth brings fame, fame doesn’t necessarily bring wealth.

Doors opening and closing when I’m home alone

I’ve seen more than enough horror movies to know that doors opening and closing signifies the presence of an unknown spirit, demon, mononoke or whatchamacallit. They’re basically coming for your soul, it’s better not to show any sign of fear or they’d devour you in the twinkle of an eye.

I’d switch off all lights and tell them “welcome”. They only feed on fear hence my bravery will scare them off, they came to the wrong house. Guess whose house they came…….you guessed right, I’m Batman.

A short message for the whole world

My short message for the whole world would be “stop global warming now”. Global warming is killing the planet and we’d all be extinct in a matter of years if not corrected. I’m not a professional on this matter, just sharing my thoughts.

It’s actually okay to have some fun; a means to clear our heads after going through a hall of stress during the weekdays. Feel free to join in the fun by answering some of these amazing questions right here.

Thank you @TheRandomRewarder for looking upon with me favor.

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