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Kristoffer-the comeback

My health has been fluctuating for some time; one moment it's perfect and the next it's the opposite, the next major move is totally unpredictable but it all boils down to one thing; "**mental stress**" plus a little bit of malaria. Surprisingly; I treated myself of malaria about two weeks before now but it's quite unfortunate that it decided to hit again but this time with a much lower effect as I attacked it even faster with medications and advise from medical practitioners- the simple advise of "**rest**" which I've always refused since "**before time existed**"; this time was different, it was a "**no rest**" or "**no health**" situation, of course I ain't ready to die now, not today tomorrow or anytime soon as grandchildren are still waiting to say "**hi**" to the almighty kristoffer. I mean; don't we all want to live long enough to see "**Quasar dying**" (whatever this means; the internet is there for a reason). Anyway; being alive and with sound health feels really good; it would seem that those tiny insects called mosquitoes have found a liking for my blood, I guess it's time to volunteer for that science experiment which involves poisoning my blood with a little drop of liquid adamantuim, vibranium or perhaps kryptonite (a quantity that wouldn't be detrimental) in a bid to kill those mosquitoes as soon as they pierce my skin with those tiny blood sucking straws; after all examples need to be set for the ***next generations of mosquitoes***- the example of - "**stay away from kristoffer**".

**Image source** https://unsplash.com/photos/n0feC_PWFdk ***"Jokes on you; this is a dragon fly, and not a mosquito"*** Apart from the usual blood sucking insects that add nothing to the eco-system but constantly suck my blood, and spread malaria thus killing Man and increasing the number of women without a life partner; I have noticed with time that "**I'm my own mosquito**"; I drain my own blood daily by not resting hash-tag mental stress and lack of sufficient sleep. A bad habit which I need to stop pretty soon if I intend to not get sick often- **turns out I say this everytime I recover from sickness but return to my routine barely three days after thus begging the question "is kristoffer human?"**- a question I cannot but ignore..

**Image source** https://unsplash.com/photos/80a3A_BFeic "***Now this is a mosquito but upside down while sucking life out of the leaf; makes me wonder if leaves have blood as well***" I'm not completely fine but I just had to write because I'm beginning to miss my routine, I'm missing my friends and family here on read.cash; read.cash is my second home and there's no denying this truth; even a **chronological protection conjecture or grandfather paradox** cannot erase this idea from my logic (once again; whatever this means)- I'd better stop using physics references before **a man gets slapped with a hammer.** **Thanks to everyone who wished me sound health and quick recovery; I'm here now and I'd call it "*****Kristoffer- the comeback*****".** ***A special shout out to my peeps; your notification is about to get messy, here we go-*** @jasglaybam***,*** @Kleah97***,*** @B.Mac***,*** @Gaftekloriginal***,*** @PrincessMae***,*** @Lovelyfaith***,*** @Olasquare***,*** @Ling01***,*** @HappyBoy***,*** @Lucifer01 ***and yada yada.*** *I miss reading* @Pantera*'s articles; the last four days have been......* ***"you know what"*** *but it feels good to be back.* *It feels good to be back; it's the 26th of November and I'm beginning to look forward to Christmas- my new samsumg device and violin are calling upon me..... Here I come!* *Special thanks to* @Bloghound *for the sponsorship renewal; you're forever loved.* ***"Christmas, Christmastine is here, time for toys and time for cheers- I can hardly stand the wait please Christmas don't be late"*** **Toddles!**

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