Food for lust; bite a fly

Yesterday afternoon- while doing something random on my phone; I call it random since I cannot remember exactly what it was- I felt a weird and really familiar taste in my mouth and..kaboom my brain flashed back to green peas and fried rice. You're probably thinking the random taste was as a result of a fly getting into my mouth or something..haha...I'd rather not think about that. If a fly turns into a fried rice at this time of writing, I'm gonna eat it without considering the after effect lol..

Twas my brain playing on me a jedi mind trick of green peas and fried rice, perhaps a reminder that I haven't eaten this in a long time. The last time I ate this was last year december and it wasn't exactly fried rice but rice with a little colouring that made it green; that's what happens when the ladies in your house lack basic cooking skills, they can't make good food even if their lives depends on it (don't believe whatever I say).

I want decent fried rice that comes with the giant sized chicken that accompanies it when ordered from a fancy eatery like tantalizers or tasty friend chicken, and not the much hated "republic of chicken" with their dysfunctional ice-cream that tastes like frozen water and sugar with a blend of cotton candy for taste. I'd rather stick to the rice alone because that's what my body craves at the moment...no chicken, just fried rice.

I'm at this special point in my life where I go all out in a bid to satisfy my desires without holding back; "if I want it, I get it" that's the rule. As time passes I'm beginning to realize that life is too short to not satisfy yourself, or you'd live most of your oldage regretting what you should have done but didn't do as a youth or teenager or child or kid or baby or toddler or ...whatever English is left to describe a very young person..

There are basically five things I'm craving at this point in my life and if I do not get them in three to four days time I may totally lose my already fragile mind.......

Fried rice, salad, ice-cream, pepper soup and Hollandia yogurt

Hold on a second and tell me exactly what you're thinking; you're probably thinking I'm a super gluttonous individual with plans of eating the above mentioned all at once.. I wouldn't do that unless I intend to drop dead shortly after, considering that the volume of my stomach is a far cry from the quantity of the intended cravings combined.

I intend to treat myself to the above mentioned but not all at once; it's gonna be a special course divided into each day of the week beginning from the coming Monday.

Monday is gonna be a combination of properly cooked fried rice and a giant sized chicken with salad..... there's fried rice and there is properly cooked fried rice...I'd rather not go into this.

Tuesday is gonna be for ice cream only.. good icecream and not the previously mentioned foam and cotton candy yada yada.

The grand finale; catfish peppersoup and Hollandia yogurt.... a perfect combination for a perfect wednesday evening.

Life is too short to not enjoy yourself; treat yourself specially once in a while and don't take life too seriously.. Take a cup of chilled water and relax; we all need it at some point but we get too busy that we completely forget that the purpose of our business is to enjoy ourselves.

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Toodles!

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