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2 years ago

Hey People! You had a cool Wednesday I guess.

Mine went well and I had some funny experiences I would to share.

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There was Light all through yesterdaye's night(Tuesdays's night) but I had to sleep because I was so tired. meanwhile there were clothes to iron, so I woke up as early as 4:00am to attend to the clothes which I did till 8:00am. After ironing I put a call through to the owners of the clothes(customers) to come and collect them but they said that should be later.

My brother left for school very early after cooking a "casual Jollof Rice". You know that kinda mixture, right?. Since I'd be at home all through the day I planned not to starve my stomach but what he prepared chased away my appetite. I'm not fond of that kinda rice, so it's no go area for me.

Around 8:30am, I brought out clothes to wash and as I was washing, I was thinking on what to prepare since i can't eat that rice that my brother prepared. The washing didn't take much time but was interrupted oftentimes with greetings from passersby who have not seen me for a while.

I went to the market

After washing, I decided to visit a nearby small market to get raw food items to prepare soup. Just at the entrance of the market, the market women started hailing me saying Happy New year bla bla bla. It's been 7months I last visited the market so they were surprised seeing me after a long while. I was a embarrassed because their shouts made People in the market to gaze their eyes on me. I had to kill the moment by working fast to Meet the woman. I bought fish and vegetables and left without wasting time even when one of them was trying to hold me by asking where I have been since all these while.

I prepared the soup.

I got home and straight to the kitchen I did justice to the slicing of the okro, did the magic and within an hour my pot of soup was ready to be devoured. Thank God we still have garri(cassava flake), so I boiled hot water and made a little quantity I know I could finish. The soup is so sweet that I was eating and sweating. I didn't believe I would be able to make a sweet soup like this because I haven't prepared a soup for the past 8months, my brother has been the one doing the kitchen work and whenever he's not around and I'm at home, I usually run a quickie food such as beans, noodles or rice.

After eating I did some reading here and before I knew it I slept off even when I targeted reading 20articles before retiring, I tempted myself though because instead of me to use the chair and table, I decided to lay down on bed.

I found out that I can not make Semovita (wheat flour)

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After the long sleep, I woke up very hungry like someone that fought a war in dream.

I looked and found my soup so enchanting so I made up my mind to enjoy the soup again but this time around I'm not using cassava flake but wheat flake.

If you know these two you'll know that there's a big difference in making them into solid swallowable form. I'm very familiar with the cassava flake because that was what I was brought up with but very far from the wheat flake.

There's no harm in trying, so I brought the sachet out and wanted to use my initiative to prepare it but a tiny voice from nowhere told me to browse on how to prepare it otherwise I'd waste it.

No time to waste, I quickly entered YouTube to check and I found series of videos. The first one was a very young lady (should be 20-23years) and the second was a well matured woman, I quickly opened the video of the woman because if I should go for the young girl, she'd say more of herself to what she's supposed to demonstrate. You know how ladies behave 🧐

Yeah, let's go! I followed all the instructions but I ended up making something different from semo. " What's this na? I followed all the processes she mentioned why is this one different?" I questioned the genuineness of her teachings. I had to pack and throw the rubbish away.

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It dawned on me that's it true, I can't make semo. I began to wonder how guys make it with ease because I had a friend way back, that usually make Semovita and calls me to feast on it.

This still shows that practicing remains the best way to master anything. Since I still have the pack of Semovita remaining, I'd be practicing from time to time till I master it. Because I love it when I boast that I can cook anything.

This same thing goes to preparation of pap, some said "you need the grace of God" to make pap. It's not a lie because I've experienced that before.

Thanks for reading my rants.

9th February 2022

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This is so terrible my dear friend.....you for call for help in making it...I know I can't do that's why I prefer making eba or just went to road side and buy akpu....

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2 years ago

Tor. You can not make it too. That means we many na😂

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2 years ago

Pictures of the sweet soup or we don't believe it! 😤 Semo was part of the food hamper package that MTN gave me during Christmas, I recently collected the package and when I saw the Semo, I knew I won't be able to prepare it so I just gave it for my girlfriend. I will rather give it to her since she can prepare it than for me to come and disgrace my ancestors by making something that the gods will reject 🤣

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2 years ago

Hahahaha🤣🤣. That was it, the semo was from the MTN package too. I received mine late last month and I've since then we've been procrastinating on how to make it. I asked my brother whether he can make it and he said no. Omo I went to try my luck and I did a complete rubbish 🤦🤦

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2 years ago

🤣🤣 I couldn´t stop laughing at the part where your semo turned into something else for you. You will have to keep practicing till you get it perfectly. Semo isn´t hard to make because it is my favorite. You should learn it oo 😂

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2 years ago

Lol🤣. From the video I watched, the lady was saying it's simple and I believed her and followed all the processes, but I still fall my hand Las Las. Yeah, I will practicing till I'm perfect

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2 years ago

I am not familiar with the foods that you have mentioned but this gonna be more nice with pictures of those recipes :D

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2 years ago

Okay dear. Seems the food is not common in your country

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2 years ago

Lol. So sorry fa. It's one of the easiest meal to prepare. It's very similar to making "tuwo", a meal made from maize flour which is popular in the north. I learnt how to make both when I was 12

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2 years ago

Awwwn. Come and teach me na. Please🙏🙏

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2 years ago

You are forgetting YouTube 🤭

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2 years ago

No be YouTube I used yesterday and I did wonders. I need eye-to-eye/ hand-to-hand tutor. And from a very good research, it works well with when the two involved are of unlike charges. 🚪🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

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2 years ago

Hehehehehe, dey there ... Don't you know that practice makes perfect?

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2 years ago

What a busy Sunday you had. Cooking failure is a common thing among, I can still remember when I first tried to make a cake but sadly I failed, I devotedly followed each step and mixed every ingredients but still u failed 😅 Anyway, what is " Casual Jollof Rice"?

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2 years ago

Yeah, I thought I'd be able to make it very well after following the instructions but I woefully failed 🤣.

Casual Jollof is the time that the ingredients are not complete. You pour the few available ingredients and mix everything together and within minutes, the food will be ready....the look is usually awkward because it'll be looking so faint

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2 years ago

Some things take practice and I believe not everyone gets it the first time :) All the best as you keep on to make the perfect Semo ever :)

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2 years ago

Yeah, first, second and third trial might fail but consistency will win at the end. Thank you

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2 years ago

🤣 Semo is just a whole different meal. My mum is an expert at making it but I always say a prayer before making mine. Sometimes it turns out good but once in a while, it'll betray me lol

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2 years ago

Interesting 🤣. So even you falls victim of this?! Then what am I killing myself for if Daria can't make it consecutively without disappointment 🤦🤷.

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2 years ago

🤣 🤣 Don't look at me oh but Semo is food that I've tried different methods of making. Now, I just leave it to God

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2 years ago

Hahahah🤣 On God

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2 years ago

When the first try trying to cook well but its all fail hehehe .first try first fail!

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2 years ago

I laughed at the scenarios yesterday.🤣🤣

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2 years ago

I just remember my self to you, I've been wanting to learn how to make donut, followed all the instructions with the exact measurements of all ingredients but it's still failed, I also wonder, or maybe it was because of my hands, or what? I don't actually understand why😅. If we could imagine making donut is just easy, but I really can't do it.

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2 years ago

This is very common. Maybe it works with hand or so, because mine, I followed all the procedure but still failed. Maybe it works with hands and these hands need mastery

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