Embarrassing Stories

Date: 26th of March, 2022.

I think I should start calling Saturdays lazy Saturdays. It had become the day I dedicate to my stuff. On Saturdays I do my own thing, I relax and I avoid doing a lot of work by doing them before Saturday. This act is not intentional, it has just become a steady occurrence and I have come to embrace it. So obviously, today was a lazy day for me. I woke up really late as @FashTioluwa predicted. I think my mum woke me up before 10am. When I saw the time, I was really surprised but grateful to have that long sleep.

I spent most of the day in my room as I do most weekends. Sometimes, I tell myself that I will go out during the weekend but when the weekend comes, I just don't want to leave my bed haha. It is like my bed and I have a relationship with my bed and I don't want to ruin it lol.

Today I was reading about some embarrassing moments different people have had and I thought it would be fun to share. So, here goes:

1. I went to a pet store and while I was there, I decided to play with the birds. One of them particularly liked my hair until I found out he was actually stuck in my hair. I felt so embarrassed that I tried to hide away from the employees while trying to pull the bird out of my hair with no luck. Eventually, one of the employees had to cut my hair to set the bird free.

Hahaha, I laughed a lot at this because I picture someone out there dancing around, trying to pull out a bird from his hair. It reminds me of Ratatouille when the rat held the man's hair and controlled him. I wonder how he managed to hide from the employers and why he was even hiding from them in the first place. I think if it were me, I would immediately report the situation.

1. After doing some shopping, I was carrying quite a lot of bags and it was raining heavily. I got down from the bus in the rain and as the bus was leaving, a gust of stone came and lifted my skirt up. What's worse is that the cloth was wet so it just stuck in the position and my hands were full so I couldn't bring it down sooner too.

OK, this is hella embarrassing. I can't imagine what I would do if it was me. I mean, apart from asking the ground to swallow me obviously. I can only imagine the struggle and the skirt got stuck as it was wide open and how the lady would struggle between doing away with her groceries or protecting herself.

1. I have this teenage neighbour whom my husband and I have called Dave all along and recently he came and told us that his name is actually Greg! My husband has since refused to believe it.

Hahaha, oh no! I actually feel bad for the kid who had to go about responding to Dave for who knows how long. The husband must be in so much shock haha

1. At my wedding with my husband who has been previously married, the best man addressed me using the name of my husband's ex-wife's name during his speech

Yikes! This is just... I don't even know... Imagine the bride sitting there and listening and the best man goes off about the husband and his ex-wife.

Anyway, that's all I have for you today! Thanks so much for reading! What's your embarrassing story?