Thu, Nov 18 ❣
Haluuuuu, good day, awesome souls!
I just got home safe and sound from a long ride. I traveled back here in the city again because of my unstable internet connection at home. The connection is very poor like me, lol.
Allow me to set up my tools in a moment, I will be back. I promise! I have to check if my manager reactivated my log in since its status is disabled for three days now and I have a schedule to resume tomorrow.
I am back! :D
So yes,I tried to log in again unfortunately I still cannot access my tool. I am advised by my supervisor to contact our IT specialist but they're not yet responding to my concern.
While waiting for them to respond, I will continue writing instead for me not to waste my time.
I don't want to skip an article today because I missed three already. Also, I have to make up for those missed days before this month ends. I really hope I can.
Alright, sugod na ta! I mean, let's start na!
This is partly related to the "Drunk Moments" prompt. I already uploaded my version before but now I wanted to share this other one I found on TikTok!
Note: This will be written in TagLish (Tagalog and Engligh combination), my dear readers. The owner of the TikTok video made his own version in Bisaya so I will try to translate it in TagLish hihi.
10 Types of Katagay/Kainuman 🍻
1) Boy Mcdo (Magduko-duko)
He is referring to those type of kainuman na panay yuko habang nasa inuman. Yung tipong tutok na tutok sa cellphone nila. Maybe because they're busy chatting with their chikababes on Facebook or maybe playing online/offline games.
2) Mr. Showman
Siya yung kainuman mo na whatever he/she sees on his phone ay pinapakita din sa inyo. Most of them will go like this "Huy tingnan mo nga 'to! Hala, ito pa! Oh ito pa, alam mo ba din to?" Hahaha , kakainis din eh no? Pwede namang sya lang yung tuningin eh! Haha
3) The Dj
May barkada akong ganito talaga! Legit! They are those kainuman na nauunang maki connect sa bluetooth speaker na akala mo naman may ari! Tapos ipapatugtog yung music nila gaya ng "Hambog ng Sagpro Crew". Yung tipong sila lang din ang nagagandahan sa tugtog , lol. Paulit ulit pa!
4) Mr. Macho
Yung mga feeling pogi na panay hunting ng hot chicks sa inuman. Minsan naman, they talk about those girls na jinowa nila. Proud na proud pa sila na jinowa din nila mga best friends nito. Loko loko! Jusko!
5) The Wall Flower
Design sa inuman. Sila yung mga parang wala lang, chill lang. Nakaupo lang sa gilid. Minsan nakatayo lang. Umiimik lang pag inabutan na ng baso o di kaya'y pulutan, haha.
6) The War Freak
They are the unexpected ones. Yung chill lang sa umpisa. Kunwari inosente lang pero pag nakarami na, nanghahamun na ng suntukan , minsan naman patayan haha. Iwasan ang mga ganito, ma issue!
7) The Tagulilong
I mentioned this one before. They are like magic bubbles! Yung kani kanina lang kausap mo pa pero paglingon mo, boomm wala na ! Hahahaha
8) Political Analyst
Mga kainuman na pero LENI at BBM ang bukambibig haha. Kesyo wag daw kay ganito kasi ganyan sya. Honestly, naiistress yung bangs ko minsan sa mga ganyang topic eh. Kasi nauuwi sa alitan ng magkabilang panig.
9) Teleserye Actor
They are your "tagay buddies" na bigla nalang iiyak sa kalagitnaan ng inuman ng Emperador na walang chaser at ice hahaha. Bakit ba kasi nag jowa pa kung iiyak iyak lang din naman, charottt! Okay lang umiyak , basta make sure lang na di palagi kasi nakaka nega din yan. Sa madaling salita, wag nalang kasi mag jowa!
10) The Sensual
Wala pa akong nakakasamang ganito so far. Pero may idea ako sa ganito and based on the TikTok video, they are the super lasing at di na alam na naiinlove na sa tropa nila hahaha. It was like "Pare, mahal mo raw ako." HAHAHAHA
Okaaayyyy, saan kayo jan? Drop it in the comment section.
I finally finish my article for tonight yet my log in issue is unresolved. I guess, aabsent nalang ako bukas. Pffftt! I have to wake up early na naman for this huhu. I hope it will work tomorrow before my shift. *fingers crossed*
Thank you for reading !
God bless us all!
Saranghae!
Murag ako jud ng tagulilong bah. haha!