Answering Hilarious Questions

Thank God it's Friday!! It's raining cats and dogs here. Hope you are doing fine.

Hey yo! I just want to let you know that you are all beautifully and wonderfully made by God. Supposedly I should hit the sack as early as possible tonight because tomorrow is the most precious and special day of my beloved cousin and yes at last, she is now gearing up for another chapter of her life which to become a lawful wife of the man of her dreams. I am so happy that she will finally locked her life in with a man that will wholeheartedly accept and loves her not just her brighter side but as well as her weaknesses and bad sides. Huhuhu I can't help but extend my very best wishes and deepest love to the two of them.

So much for that, I will be answering random hilarious and awkward questions that no one dared to ask me lol.

I picked random questions in this site;

https://icebreakerquestions.info/random-questions/#funny

I'll cut right to the chase and let's begin.

Would you rather smell a foot or smell a dirty hand?

This sounds disgusting but if I were to choose from the two, I think I would rather smell a dirty hand because foot produces stinky or unpleasant smell that will totally you shoo you away yayks haha

Would you rather lick a foot or lick a hand?

What's with this questions lol, again I would rather lick a hand than licking a damn foot.

If you had to choose between kissing a dog or cat, which would you choose?

I would rather kiss a cat than a dog because dogs tend to have overflowing slimy salivas around their mouths (which is quite disgusting) and I am afraid of rabies, in case they become aggressive and bit me atleast cats has small fangs or teeth than dogs.Safety first .

What type of animal butt would you kiss if you had to?

Do I need to do this bwahaha, I guess this is just a question anyway but if this moment would come I would rather kiss the rabbit's butt, they are so adorable and fluffy. At least their cuteness will forbid the thought of being disgusted by their cute bouncy bums.

Your character on TV is played by which celebrity?

Gal Gadot, charoot haha I accept the fact that I am not as beautiful and gorgeous as her but I guess from the moment I saw the wonderwoman movie, her versatility in acting and charisma made me fall in love with her. In short, I just love her and aside from that she is from Israel my dream country😍.

Who is someone you would want to marry and kill in life?

Of course my boyfriend, haha if it is God's will, I will definitely grab the chance to marry him but not now I guess, and I will only kill him if I caught him cheating on me, just kidding. (jokes are half meant)

You can only poop in public, which public restroom would you pick?

Mall restrooms

Geez, been there done that, haha but that was way back on 2011 when me and my mom went out to the mall to buy some stuff and groceries. After 2 hours of roaming I was so exhausted and starving to death so we stopped by to a famous fast food chain and I really ate a lot back there. My tummy was already full and we were about to buy some groceries when I suddenly felt a constant rumbling and painful cramps in my stomach. I got sweats all over my body and since the mall was air-conditioned I've felt so uncomfortable, to the extent that I ran away straight to the bathroom to unload all the sh*t, and unfortunately the restroom seems to be so crowded and some of the girls noticed the stinky smell and they were all complaining bwhaahah. Well, it doesn't bother me anyway as long as I release all the unnecessary poopies successfully that's all that matters, lol. Free to laugh guys. Haha

Closing thoughts

There you have it guys, this is quite fun and hilarious but there are still more awkward questions in the site that I've shared, so better check it out if you wish to answer those. Anyways that's all for tonight, thanks for dropping by have a great weekend ahead!❣️

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